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EPISODE 5000

THE PENGUINS STRIKE BACK

ALL WAS AT PEACE IN THE DANNY FORUMS GALAXY. THE BOVINE JEDI HAD RESTORED ORDER AND THE SENATE WAS FLOURISHING ONCE MORE. HEADING THE SENATE WAS DANNY HIMSELF.

HOWEVER, A REMOTE FORUM KNOWN AS THE SPAM FORUM WAS IN TURMOIL. THE CATS HAD DECIDED TO MOVE IN AND START USING IT AS A GIANT FLAME WAR ZONE AND WERE USING RACIAL AND ETHNIC SLURS. TWO BOVINE JEDI WERE SENT TO INVESTIGATE AND SETTLE THE CONFLICT.



"My apprentice, you have done well and may become a full Jedi knight, soon,"
said Master Qui-Gon Moo.

"Thank you, master. Do you think I will be ready after this assignment?"
asked the padowan Obi-Milk Kenobi.

"Perhaps, but then again, you may not. Keep your mind on the present."

"Yes, master. Why and how did this cat flame war get started?"

"I'm not sure, Obi-Milk, but we can be sure that they have violated forum Galaxy laws, and we have been sent to settle the conflict."

Soon, their transport landed on the surface of the Spam Forum. The two Jedi detected a presence there, but dismissed it. They were here to settle the war.



"Why are you here? Get out you stupid bovine! Don't you know that this is our forum and you don't belong here?" said the Viceroy Cat.

"We are here to force you to stop this flame war and to return to normal forums, RP or otherwise," said Qui-Gon.

"...We dare not go against the Jedi, we will leave," replied the Viceroy has he took back all his slurs and received a 1 week ban.

Soon, the Jedi were confronted by something they had not seen for centuries! A Sith Lord!