Just pretend it was like that crash in Casino Royale.

It'd have to be much more spectacular to get the amount of sympathy and attention I'm going for

The fire truck in Independence Day?

Now you're getting there

I like Independence Day because I get to watch America's major population centers get annihilated which is like my life's ambition.

Glad you're ok, Hamster. That sounds a pretty awful experience. :(

Yeah, I'm glad you're ok, and not fatally wounded.

Me too, wow... that must've been terifying.

Thank you kindly. It was slightly on the petrifying side. And I didn't get to saunter into lectures to a hero's welcome like my unhurt friends because I was busy being manhandled by every member of the hospital's nursing staff

You know, some people mistakenly think that "Dave" is totally brand new. Not the case. It is UKTVGold 2 with a new name and available on freeview. All the programming is exactly the same.

I knew that anyway Ronn, i was completely aware, but they have turned UKTVGold 2 into something much better, thats the pointi was trying to make.

Also, about my absense. I had exams all last week and then i was moving my stuff back home for the Uni holidays. Hence I have had little time to post :)

It's not better. Just has a different name and presentation. all the programmes are exactly the same as UKTVG2. It's GOOD, yes, I'll grant you that, it is a great channel, just no different to how it was before the rebrand.

Yeah, but now I have it on Freeview. I didn't have it on Freeview before. I don't have Sky or Virgin because I am a cheapskate.

Don't get Sky. If you get Sky, I will murder you by papercut using a Virgin contract.

Thanks for the update because we all really care and all.

Hint: This isn't ****ing myspace.

I've killed people like that before.

I wouldn't mind sky, as it has all the sports and movies and cartoons. It's the pointless obscure TV channels that no one has ever heard of that get on my nerves.

You don't have to watch them, you know.

No, but we still pay for them. I'd rather pay for the channels I wanted tbh.

Agreed with Ronn, I always hated Sky because of all those damm channels but nothing is ever on. I only ever watch a select few. But of course this is how they make thier money. They rope us into paying for the whole ten yards so we have the chance to view the 10 or 20 channels we actually care about. I don't want to pay for all those damm porn channels when i don't even go near them,

Or obscure channels that run from like 4PM till 5 Pm and the rest of the day is just a blank screen, like teachers TV in which all the programmes show when the teachers are at work. It's dreadful, paying for Bumvision2352 when I don't even watch it.