My mum got an iPhone. I got a dartboard to go with my darts :P

Merry Christmas from me and all my family down here guys! :D

Same to you :)

I got an iPod touch ( :D :D ) and spent so long on it that the battery ran down after like a day (of pretty much continuous use). I've only just got back from my Grandma's house and have watched Voyage of the Damned.

Mum got an iPhone XD damm her

Yeah, damn whoever it was who brought it for wasting their money :P

I've just had my gifts from my Dad, Grandparents and uncles.

From my Dad, and he did a great job, staying totally consistent with my list, I got new school shoes, socks, deoderants, Family Guy Series 6, Roy Chubby Brown, QI Series 1, and Monk Series 5 :D

My Uncle got me a book called "Do Ants Have Arseholes? And 101 other bloody ridiculous questions," grandparents got me a Mock the Week DVD and moccesons slippers.

So on the whole this year, a brilliant result, and everything that was on my list :D

What about everyone else, still not heard anything...

One thing i wished for too late was QI: The Book of General Ignorance.

I got that :D

im going to steal it from you :D

Forgot to mention...
From my cousin I got "The Shepherd, the Angel, and Walter the Christmas Miracle Dog" by Dave Barry, and a $25 Barnes and Noble gift card.

that's fine, I'll just pass the time by watching my new QI DVD I got with it.

Wrong. I have an iPhone too, and it kicks ass.

How much did it cost?

Like, a billion.

Wow, I could buy like a million phones with that.

It depends if its a US billion, a UK billion, an archaic billion or a modern billion. Or whether its a billion as in a thousand million or as in a million million.

They cost $400, but mine didn't cost anything as it was given to me as a gift over a month ago.

Wow, you're a lucky young man aren't you. At least you're not like those people who were queueing for 10 hours then running out of the shop orgasaming like a footballer who had just scored a goal after you'd bought it. Can't be doing with that.

First of all, if I had the money right when it came out, I definitely would have been. I've wanted it since long before it came out.

Secondly, what exactly is orgasaming? Does it have anything to do with origami? Or perhaps balsamic vinegar?

It's what Murray does when theres More Wallop.

Perhaps "whilst having an orgasm" would be a better term.