I did wonder aswell. Although I thought it was RV until I realised he's not a mod anymore.

Also Danny, why have you singled me out...? Just cause I didn't actively annoy him. I didn't particularly care either. You didn't include Chris or Ben etc.

I think you have missed the point here bud. If we take that sig and remember that James P pretty much claimed that anyone who didn't insult him was being nice to him. I don't recall Megan ever really defending him nor attacking him. So what Danny has done is not single you out, but done a lovely joke about how delusional the guy is, and it was really convincing too. I'd be quite chuffed with that personally.

I guess everyone's sense of humour conflicts so much around here it is difficult to tell when one is being mocked... unless you're James; pretty much all the time in his case.

Exactly.

Please do not mention Megan again.

Very rarely do I ever intend to mock you, Ross.

Did something happen between you two or something?

Yes, and it will not be discussed further. I will not ask again.

So James P walks into a bar

... anyone continue that?

Sorry Danny :( didn't know something had happened. I won't bring it up again.

and he sees RV as the bartender...

So he calls his grandma to come defend him but then realizes that he just fucked up telling his Grandma that he was out drinking.

...so she beat him with a candy cane...

... and some of it penetrated his groin... however that's possible...

...and we all turn around and laugh as he starts crying...

... and he winds up squiggling around causing it to go in deeper...

(This is not double-entendre. If it were it would be immensely disturbing. Arguably it's already disturbing.)

Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhh...

... ah screw it.

Rocks fall. Everyone dies.

Happy endings all around.

Happy landings more like.

...despite the sign saying "beware low-hanging objects", just to spite the signmakers.

His grandma has to carry him home.