No, you were quoting Family Guy. This is your quote-

and these are the lyrics to 'Surfin' Bird'.

"A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
"

As you can see, the phrase "have you heard that the bird is the word" does not appear anywhere in that song. It is however said by Peter Griffin in that episode of Family Guy. So if you're going to be a pedantic cretin, make sure your victim isn't a bigger pedant than you are.

Always good advice.

Maybe this topic should be split ;)

I would if I weren't so lazy.

Quoted for truth, even though I can't :P but I am still very lazy. Waking up at 2pm is normal for me, have made it to 6pm before.

Same here.

Apparently late risers are generally more intelligent and better paid than earlybirds.

Makes me think of a Robert Heinlein quote along the lines of, “Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.” Heinlein was a genius btw.

Good stuff.

Indeed, very encouraging too.

Holy shit, in one go? I never usually sleep that late without waking up, eating something, fapping, then taking a nap.

Damn right in one go. I sleep for 14 hours some days. And that's not one of my high values, it's more like a median.

Wait, "fapping"? I don't even know what the hell that—

Oh.

Oh.

You have ruined my brain. I demand compensation.

I'm in awe. Here I thought I was a heavy sleeper. :(

Sorry, will a picture of a kitten compensate?
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Super...os/zipper2.jpg

I'm feeling a little better, although that leg is pretty disturbing.

Ever wonder why you dont have any friends outside the internet?

Thats why.

Not Necessarily, I'm like this in real life and I have friends ;)

One on your left arm, and one on your right?

I heard that Ben can do it with his feet.

I've always said prostitutes are who you go to when you get divorced from your hand.

Wait, what?

Dude I got a UTI doing that.

That's entirely too much information... Now I'm going to go lobotomize myself with a soldering iron.