Saussage & mash!. :)

Damn and confound you all!

I will eliminate Mashed Potatoes once and for all... And there is NOTHING you can do to stop me!

Or there might be. I'd appreciate it if you didn't.

Aww, shucks. Why'd you have to be all nice about it? Fine, I won't stop you.

:P

why eliminate mashed potatoes when you can destroy crinkle cut beetroot?

I shall eat ALL mashed potato in the WOOOOORLD, please don't take that away from me.

I don't like mashed potato on its own, I prefer it will Ahh Bisto:P

nothing beats bangers and mash drenched in gravy, proper gavy that is.

I must admit, I have never tried "Proper gavy" before....

I like meaty gravy heated in onions and beef...good stuff.

I knew he couldn't last 5 minutes without posting an elongated word.

And Danny, you haven't seen me use my angel face.

HA. HA. HA. HA.

hey, if my friend was on here, he'd be MUCH worse with the lengthened words. He also has a VERY strange sense of humor and would drive you crazy with Coldplay and David Bowie...you see I'm not that bad, I just have Nirvana

From the sound if your friend would get banned pretty quickly, so I wouldn't have to worry :P

There's a starman, waiting in the sky. He'd like to come and see us but he thinks he'd blow our minds!

I'm a Bowie fan. :)

Bacon pwnz you all! :D

You use the word pwn. Oh God all hope is gone I thought i'd escaped that world.

I own the word "pwn". :)

Hey, does anyone like pistachios? (roasted & salted ones that is). I love them. :)

Infact, I'm gonna have some now. :D

no, I'm allergic to nuts, peanuts could kill me...seriously.

I like them, are they the ones with the shell that is impossible to break.

Yeah. At college, we spent an unimaginable length of time using every piece of furniture in a room to try and break the shell of one that was completely sealed. We bent the legs of two chairs and somewhat deformed one corner of a filling cabinet, not to mention the paint chipped off the wall due to a ricocheting pistachio. :D

We never did get into it - it was so sad, such a waste :(

....good times.

*Adds to list of "Ways to kill Ben and get away with it"*

but it will be obvious that I'm having a reaction and seeing as I'd never have it on my own free will, it would that I would had to have been murdered...can't get away with that one, you know I'm right, and it makes you scared.

Not hard to "accidentally" add crushed nuts to things. I heard some guy's girlfriend killed him by kissing him after eating peanuts and he had an allergic reaction.

I could add a small amount of powdered peanuts to several things you are likely to consume during the day, not enough for anything but chemical analysis to uncover, but enough to gradually build up and kill you. I'm taking wild guesses here on things you are likely to eat, but I could mix it with things like Milk, Tomato sauce (Ketchup), Soft Drink (Soda, like Pepsi etc.), into Cereal, easily into anything powdered you might consume like Milo or nutritional supplements, sprinkle it over bread. Depending on the nature of the allergy, I could even put it into any central heating or ventilation in your house... The gradual build-up of it acting like pollen and hay fever.

It would be genius if a) I actually wanted to kill you and b) I didn't post it publicly on an internet forum :P

Not at all. It could have contained peanut products without you knowing it. Happens all the time.

EDIT: I see RV has already described such a scenario. :P

I always check the labels you see.

Read RV's post. Labels won't help you there. :P

alright then, I'll not eat anything he touches. I'll keep my food in a fridge and freezer that you need a password to get into and I will think of password that he wont be able to think of.

Let me guess. "Nirvana."

nah, I've got a good one though, you wont be able to think of it cos I've never referenced it before

Good thing they exist, eh.

if you know where to look;)

You mean the realm of fiction?

Oh, didn't think to check there.

Yup... found them. :P

see, Danny has found them, you can too. I suggest you get one if you don't trust people with your food, whether they just want to steal it or tamper with it or "mutate it into somekind of monster that you can kill by eating it but be warned as it will try to eat you as well", I'm not going to name any names on who might do this, ok RV.

Well, if I were going to kill somebody with food that they're allergic to, I'd get myself a job as caterer or waiting assistant and then do it whilst they were out having a meal. Sure, you can say "I won't eat out then" but there's going to be an occaision of external food intake at some point. :P

Of course, I understand that killing somebody for revenge/fun is nowhere near as entertaining as merely mocking them. :D

sure, you could be my Janitor from Scrubs, killing me only gives you a temporary pleasure but harrasing me like the Janitor would give you constant pleasure.

If anyone understood the above paragraph, please translate it for me.

something to do with kurt cobain??? no sorry i'm only joking. Can't tell you sounds gibbery blagon to me.

Somehow I wouldn't be surprised...

Quite but sorry can't understand most things after my labotomy.

I'm just saying, if you don't trust anyone with you food (RV) then you should get one of those fridges. They are doing a a great deal at the minute, by the fridge and 75% on the freezer.

I'm very much afraid that didn't make a whole lot more sense this time. :P