Great one, Jez! :D

I've heard that one before, it's still good, and still funny.

Indeed -- good one, Jez!

Good Joke Made me laugh , Well Done Jez

*bows* Thank you, thank you! I'll be on stage at the Pavillions next week, see you there! ;)

this is kind of a stupid joke you might have heard it but.....
why did dracula go to the doctor?
because of his coffin.

oh my god my ears have just exploded.

Shouldn't your eyes have exploded? You didn't hear the joke, you read it.

He could have read it aloud. :P

Ouch. :P

Teacher: "Josephine, give me a sentence beginning with I"
Josephine: "I is the..."
Teacher: "No, Josephine. It's always 'I am...' "
Josephine: "OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

You can't expect him to have to make the distinction, Danny.

I read it aloud. plus I have indestructible eyes as i wear glasses. oo does any one else wear glasses?

the 5th Doctor sometimes did, and so does the 10th Doctor (more often with the 10th).

He is getting old, y'know.

I'm not old, I'm just experienced. Oh wait, you were talking about the Doctor, well, a lot of Time Lords lived for thousands of years, considering that, he's quite young.

I'd imagine the lifespan of a Time Lord is measured in regenerations, not years.

I was thinking that myself, but then I remembered that scene between the Doctor and Romana, where he states that 757 (or something like that) isn't old, it's just experienced.

He was exaggerating, you silly. :P

that'll be true, ah, doesn't it feel good for things to go back to normal?

Ah, yes, sweet normality, where your posts, Ben, are the most annoying ones we have to deal with. :P

which would be heaven compared with recent ones.

Absolutely. :D

Ben, at least, knows one or two full words :P

yes, one of them quite longer than a lot of others, "Exterminate!!!".

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Nice, Jez. :P

Haha, thanks. My uncle sent me that one. :)

Clever! Did he make it up.

Nah, I think he just got it from one of his work pals, who themselves, probably found it on a website. Wish I knew the site though, lol.

You should try www.Laughnet.net It's greatloads of funny one liners and those nursery rhymes that are made up. Danny do I have you rpermission to tell one with a bit of a 'Naughty' word in it.

Absolutely, go right ahead.

A smart blond and a dumb blond jump off a cliff who hits the floor first?
the dumb blond because smart blonds don't exist.

Daryl, you triple posted the above jokes -- that is against the forum rules. If you have more to post, add it to your original post instead of making a new one.

in Daryl's defense, the beginning of this thread clearly say NOT to post threads FULL of jokes, so if there's anymore, what was supposed to have been done?

Either edit the post, or wait till others have been posted. There is no way around it, and please don't challenge something I say like that again.

No problem. Forum rules override what it may say in any individual thread though, so keep that in mind. ;)

To clarify, I made that rule for this thread with regards to lengthy jokes (several paragraphs). Shorter jokes can be posted in the same post. ;)