Who, me?

I'm passing IT :P

Damm school punishments, i got banned 3 times in my thrid year of seceondary school because I got attacked and i acted in self defense. Gits.

Bastards...wankers, but you know, that's life.

Meh. Lifes always got something to bother me with. I can't recall the last time I went for an extended period of time with nothing bothering me.

When something really bothers me it's usually because I have way too much time to think to myself or drama elsewhere on the internetz.

The internet is serious business after all.

Damn straight. :cool:

Aw, whatever happened to lol @ internet? Lol@ internet ruled :(

I became a f*cking way of life, thats what happened.

Same here.

To be frank, that is the whole purpose of life. When something bothers you, it prompts change, and change is good.

For example: Your job is boring, has crap pay and terrible hours (i.e. work is bothering you)

Solution: Get a new job, most likely a career in something you like (i.e. change)

:P

Man got pissed off with being cold, so Man invented fire (yes, I know, they actually "discovered" it). Man then got pissed off with walking everywhere like a common ape, so Man invented the wheel. Then Man realised that one wheel on it's own is pretty redundant, so they made more. Then Man got bored of the wheel and decided to use horses instead. Then Man got bored with being hit by metal strips so Man invented the gun. Unfortunately, horses are pretty useless against guns so Man went back to the wheel for Man's own good.

Then Man contributed to global warming. ;)

"The Human Race - They never knew what they were doing" :)

The human race is the retard child of the universe.

Agreed. :P

I thought that was Microsoft.

Let's not forget which race created Microsoft. That would be humans. :P

Nope, you're wrong, it was the "Meddling Monk", who was, although wasn't directly reffered to as one, a Time Lord...right? The 1st Doctor did say he was one of his own species.

Of course he was a Time Lord, silly. :P

Microsoft is the retard child of the humans, which is the retard child of the Universe.

Apple is the good-looking kid who goes to college but flunks it and becomes addicted to meth.

Sony is the jock who was the shit during High School but is now packing Apple and Microsoft's groceries to support his retarded products children.

And Google was watching the whole time.

To suggest M$ was created by humans is to suggest that BG is human...

I thought Google would be too busy with porn to notice.

Google is the sexually fustraited computer nerd who never gets any action but seems to know loads of answers to questions :P Thats why google has loads of Porn ;)

Just like Nintendo is the annoying, persistant but cute little child who just loves to play and people find hard to resist all the time

Actually Google's pretty slick. He's like the computer nerd that makes both the nerds and the popular kids all envious at the same time.

What about youtube? ;)

Nah, YouTube's nowhere near as slick as Google. :P

Youtube sounds like the last resort then :P

YouTube is Google's crazy younger Thai wife that Google purchased.

Interesting Combination. That would make ask.com the batty younger brother of google who has some similarities to Youtube :P

Youtube is a toilet.

Just not nearly as much so as 4chan.

They both empty into Myspace.

Myspace is the Emo kid of the Internet. Facebook is the world wise person who is loved by all.

Facebook is the school IT guy who published the addresses of everyone at the school because he hates his job.

XD thats even better! :D 10/10!

If you ask me, Bebo is more user friendly than the lot of them, not to mention more popular.

In my experience, Facebook is dramatically more popular (at least in the US) as well as the easiest to use. I love Facebook, personally.

Myspace seems more popular over here in the UK.

Facebook is targeted towards the American market. The use of "Zip code" is a hint.

Bebo = sh*t
MySpace = sh*t
Facebook = sh*t

They all = sh*t.

The only remotely good thing is MySpace music, but even that's used for sh*t nowadays.

They are all unrelated to 9/11 though.

4chan was described as the Internet Hate Machine.

Myspace is the Internet Rape Machine.

As far as I know, they are now targeted towards a more universal market.

Disagreed. Don't know enough about Bebo, and MySpace definitely is sh*t, but Facebook is actually really good. I'm not a social creature which is why I haven't updated my MySpace profile since I created it, but Facebook is engaging enough where I check it for friends' updates several times a day, usually on my phone.

Agreed that it used to be good; agreed that it's sh*t now.

Ive never tried Facebook so I cant comment on it, but Bebo is certainly better than MySpace.

That's not saying much. Just about anything's better than MySpace. :P

Like being hit by a truck, pissed on by the driver and then laughed at by 6-year-old kids who have ice-cream but wont give you any despite the fact it's ****ing 40 degrees Celcius and you're sprawled on the ****ing asphalt which is ****ing burning you but at least you cant feel your legs burning. ****ing 6-year-olds.