Yes, I thought it was good.

Actually no, I didn't think it was good. Commisioner gives you the idea that the guy commisions people all day and does nothing else.

Doesn't affect me, so... *plays with matches more; burns down the forum by mistake* :P

Max has some latent obsession with destroying this site by means of flame... Interesting...

Hmmm, I could just throw him into a mental asylum.

Well if you're prepared to waste however many quid to get to him, lol good idea.

Max, we're coming for you. You're safe nowhere.

<Dons Terminator look> I am all set to capture him no matter what the cost.

You will be (ex)terminated.

You can not hide from RFS Air Ops!

Indeed not...

<Daleks arrive to take Max>

Ooh, so we're bringing in the Daleks, now, are we?

lol Chris always brings Daleks in to eliminate people. It's his trademark move lol.

Yes, It is my secret weapon. :P

Not much of a secret. :P

I wonder what my special weapon is............

*unenthusiastically* A firetruck?

No, not a fire truck

LOL. What then? Or haven't you decided?

Three squadrens of Heavy Reindeeres armed with the latest in air-to-chimny will be flying out from Fort Ho Ho in the North Pole is people are not careful :)

Makes me think of "The Christmas Invasion" this December. :)

I don't have a chimney. HA!

*nukes world's tea supply, then plays with more matches* :P

Pyro alert.

It is known that 55% of over-enthusiastic people in the Rural Fire Service are ARSONISTS

*replaces water for fire trucks with aviation fuel; sets a tree on fire and calls RFS*:P

*falls on floor laughing* Nice one, Max.

*Replaces matches with matches full of C4 to when lit, they explode instantiously.

C4 won't explode when burned.

The detantor will go off when the red stuff on the end is lit.

one way or another, it will go up.

Daniel will make sure of that.

Go Daniel.

Thank you thank you very much...

LOL, yes, of course.

Indeed we shall, anyway, who wants some tea? :P

This is the tea thread, so why not? :D

gets the tea out and hands it out. :P

Mmm, delicious.

Nice and warm. :P