Saussage & mash!. :)

Damn and confound you all!

I will eliminate Mashed Potatoes once and for all... And there is NOTHING you can do to stop me!

Or there might be. I'd appreciate it if you didn't.

Aww, shucks. Why'd you have to be all nice about it? Fine, I won't stop you.

:P

why eliminate mashed potatoes when you can destroy crinkle cut beetroot?

I shall eat ALL mashed potato in the WOOOOORLD, please don't take that away from me.

I don't like mashed potato on its own, I prefer it will Ahh Bisto:P

nothing beats bangers and mash drenched in gravy, proper gavy that is.

I must admit, I have never tried "Proper gavy" before....

I like meaty gravy heated in onions and beef...good stuff.

I knew he couldn't last 5 minutes without posting an elongated word.

And Danny, you haven't seen me use my angel face.

HA. HA. HA. HA.

hey, if my friend was on here, he'd be MUCH worse with the lengthened words. He also has a VERY strange sense of humor and would drive you crazy with Coldplay and David Bowie...you see I'm not that bad, I just have Nirvana

From the sound if your friend would get banned pretty quickly, so I wouldn't have to worry :P

There's a starman, waiting in the sky. He'd like to come and see us but he thinks he'd blow our minds!

I'm a Bowie fan. :)

Bacon pwnz you all! :D

You use the word pwn. Oh God all hope is gone I thought i'd escaped that world.

I own the word "pwn". :)

Hey, does anyone like pistachios? (roasted & salted ones that is). I love them. :)

Infact, I'm gonna have some now. :D

no, I'm allergic to nuts, peanuts could kill me...seriously.

I like them, are they the ones with the shell that is impossible to break.

Yeah. At college, we spent an unimaginable length of time using every piece of furniture in a room to try and break the shell of one that was completely sealed. We bent the legs of two chairs and somewhat deformed one corner of a filling cabinet, not to mention the paint chipped off the wall due to a ricocheting pistachio. :D

We never did get into it - it was so sad, such a waste :(

....good times.

*Adds to list of "Ways to kill Ben and get away with it"*

but it will be obvious that I'm having a reaction and seeing as I'd never have it on my own free will, it would that I would had to have been murdered...can't get away with that one, you know I'm right, and it makes you scared.