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Dalek104 March 10, 2007 6:46 AM

Great one, Jez! :D

Ben Dawson March 10, 2007 9:07 AM

I've heard that one before, it's still good, and still funny.

Danny Stewart March 10, 2007 7:58 PM

Indeed -- good one, Jez!

robertbeare March 11, 2007 10:03 AM

Good Joke Made me laugh , Well Done Jez

Jez March 11, 2007 10:47 AM

*bows* Thank you, thank you! I'll be on stage at the Pavillions next week, see you there! ;)

Brandon Cook March 12, 2007 6:16 AM

this is kind of a stupid joke you might have heard it but.....
why did dracula go to the doctor?
because of his coffin.

Sam Davies March 12, 2007 9:59 AM

oh my god my ears have just exploded.

Danny Stewart March 12, 2007 12:28 PM

Shouldn't your eyes have exploded? You didn't hear the joke, you read it.

Dalek104 March 12, 2007 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Stewart (Post 32510)
Shouldn't your eyes have exploded? You didn't hear the joke, you read it.

He could have read it aloud. :P

Jez March 12, 2007 5:52 PM

Ouch. :P

Teacher: "Josephine, give me a sentence beginning with I"
Josephine: "I is the..."
Teacher: "No, Josephine. It's always 'I am...' "
Josephine: "OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Recurring Villain March 13, 2007 1:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Stewart (Post 32510)
You didn't hear the joke, you read it.

You can't expect him to have to make the distinction, Danny.

Brandon Cook March 14, 2007 6:15 AM

a blond goes to a bar and says to the brunette behind the bar "I'm having trouble selling my car because it has 40,000 miles on it" the brunette replies in a hushed voice "here's the address of a friend of mine go see him and he'll set your clock back to 4,000 then you'll have no trouble selling it" the blond returns two weeks later and the brunette asked "did you sell the car?" the blond replied "what's the point it only has 4,000 miles on it"

Sam Davies March 14, 2007 8:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Stewart (Post 32510)
Shouldn't your eyes have exploded? You didn't hear the joke, you read it.

I read it aloud. plus I have indestructible eyes as i wear glasses. oo does any one else wear glasses?

Ben Dawson March 15, 2007 6:10 AM

the 5th Doctor sometimes did, and so does the 10th Doctor (more often with the 10th).

Recurring Villain March 15, 2007 6:23 AM

He is getting old, y'know.

Ben Dawson March 15, 2007 6:33 AM

I'm not old, I'm just experienced. Oh wait, you were talking about the Doctor, well, a lot of Time Lords lived for thousands of years, considering that, he's quite young.

Recurring Villain March 15, 2007 6:34 AM

I'd imagine the lifespan of a Time Lord is measured in regenerations, not years.

Ben Dawson March 15, 2007 6:43 AM

I was thinking that myself, but then I remembered that scene between the Doctor and Romana, where he states that 757 (or something like that) isn't old, it's just experienced.

Danny Stewart March 15, 2007 11:48 AM

He was exaggerating, you silly. :P

Ben Dawson March 15, 2007 4:17 PM

that'll be true, ah, doesn't it feel good for things to go back to normal?


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