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Recurring Villain September 15, 2007 9:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ronnie Rowlands (Post 40554)
all this coming from a guy who had a go at me when, at the end of my IT course, rather than submit my work submitted a single word document with "**** YOU" written on it.

Who, me?

I'm passing IT :P

Chris Britton September 17, 2007 6:05 AM

Damm school punishments, i got banned 3 times in my thrid year of seceondary school because I got attacked and i acted in self defense. Gits.

Ben Dawson September 19, 2007 5:22 PM

Bastards...wankers, but you know, that's life.

Chris Britton September 19, 2007 7:34 PM

Meh. Lifes always got something to bother me with. I can't recall the last time I went for an extended period of time with nothing bothering me.

Superkid11 September 19, 2007 8:18 PM

When something really bothers me it's usually because I have way too much time to think to myself or drama elsewhere on the internetz.

The internet is serious business after all.

Recurring Villain September 20, 2007 1:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superkid11 (Post 40589)
The internet is serious business after all.

Damn straight. :cool:

Ronnie Rowlands September 20, 2007 2:31 AM

Aw, whatever happened to lol @ internet? Lol@ internet ruled :(

Recurring Villain September 20, 2007 3:18 AM

I became a f*cking way of life, thats what happened.

Ross Hendrie September 20, 2007 9:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Britton (Post 40588)
Meh. Lifes always got something to bother me with. I can't recall the last time I went for an extended period of time with nothing bothering me.

Same here.

Jez September 21, 2007 4:07 PM

To be frank, that is the whole purpose of life. When something bothers you, it prompts change, and change is good.

For example: Your job is boring, has crap pay and terrible hours (i.e. work is bothering you)

Solution: Get a new job, most likely a career in something you like (i.e. change)

:P

Man got pissed off with being cold, so Man invented fire (yes, I know, they actually "discovered" it). Man then got pissed off with walking everywhere like a common ape, so Man invented the wheel. Then Man realised that one wheel on it's own is pretty redundant, so they made more. Then Man got bored of the wheel and decided to use horses instead. Then Man got bored with being hit by metal strips so Man invented the gun. Unfortunately, horses are pretty useless against guns so Man went back to the wheel for Man's own good.

Then Man contributed to global warming. ;)

"The Human Race - They never knew what they were doing" :)

Recurring Villain September 22, 2007 8:28 PM

The human race is the retard child of the universe.

Danny Stewart September 23, 2007 2:54 AM

Agreed. :P

Chris Britton October 6, 2007 7:37 AM

I thought that was Microsoft.

Danny Stewart October 6, 2007 1:29 PM

Let's not forget which race created Microsoft. That would be humans. :P

Ben Dawson October 6, 2007 5:13 PM

Nope, you're wrong, it was the "Meddling Monk", who was, although wasn't directly reffered to as one, a Time Lord...right? The 1st Doctor did say he was one of his own species.

Danny Stewart October 6, 2007 5:50 PM

Of course he was a Time Lord, silly. :P

Recurring Villain October 6, 2007 7:50 PM

Microsoft is the retard child of the humans, which is the retard child of the Universe.

Apple is the good-looking kid who goes to college but flunks it and becomes addicted to meth.

Sony is the jock who was the shit during High School but is now packing Apple and Microsoft's groceries to support his retarded products children.

And Google was watching the whole time.

Jez October 7, 2007 5:59 AM

To suggest M$ was created by humans is to suggest that BG is human...

Superkid11 October 7, 2007 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Recurring Villain (Post 40946)
And Google was watching the whole time.

I thought Google would be too busy with porn to notice.

Chris Britton October 12, 2007 12:41 PM

Google is the sexually fustraited computer nerd who never gets any action but seems to know loads of answers to questions :P Thats why google has loads of Porn ;)

Just like Nintendo is the annoying, persistant but cute little child who just loves to play and people find hard to resist all the time


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