Sorry. Not gonna happen. You know, I actually remembered something I wanted to PM you about the day I first became a member here. I think I posted but I'm not sure.

Anyway, I really love your theme mixes and renditions like on whomix! I have nearly all of them saved, actually. I had hoped to be friends with you but then you started being so mean... I apologize if I am annoying, everyone, I just try to be myself and I'm, well, as my great-grandma put it, "Stubborn as a jackass!":)
On topic~
The Kelvehee idea is the only thing Tom Himinez (The Script editor for the DWADs, or he may be producer now, I don't know!) likes from TSM. He said the idea needs to have a story around it. A hard task, as TSM was the story based around the Kelvehee idea...

It is sort of like that one commercial with the faucet. Where the couple go to the house designer and tell him, "Build a house around this." This being the faucet. So the Kelvehee idea has to have a story to base around that.

God help me, once again.

On another note, I have a few lines thought up for the eventual idea.

"Important person": And you would be who, exactly?
The Doctor: I am the Doctor, the genuine article, as it were. And this is my young friend, Ms. Moira Skye.
Moira: Nice to meet you.

Kelvehee: You and every other being in this DIMENSION will PERIIIISHHHH, Doctor! And that ARMAGGGEEEEDDDDDOOOONNN will be through MEEEEEEEE!!
Doctor: No, I don't think so! Colonel, NOW!
Colonel Haggerty: Now men, release the sedatives!
Sergeant Parks: Right, sir! Ready, aim, FIIIRE!

I'm not so happy with it, I'm much better with the likes of Daleks, Cybermen, etc. Military's easy, too. So are certain Doctors and companions. My Cybermen are a little like military in their speech. (For example: Cyberleader: Excellent. Cyberleader, over & out.)

Good, looks like a, uh, really strong plot there.

SEDATIVES, COLONEL! SEDATIVES!

You've used capitalization, bold, italics, underlining, and drawn out lettering in your characters' dialogue. How adorable.

I bet RTD does that, too.

And that's why he's so successful.

Keep it up, James!

I suppose it's time to find a new show to watch...

Keep in mind that Kelvehee is only a small child in our terms. I do have a story around this now. It has a few titles:
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Child of Death
Monster of a Soceity
The Accidental God

Which one sounds best? Kelvehee is no longer in it. He has been replaced by a little boy that-- Waitaminute! I can't tell you!

RV, this is unnoficial, no going to the BBC with this one. My great ideas will go there. Eventually anyway...

The story is quite interesting, to say the least. It takes place on a planet near Gallifrey known as Yuuragh (You-RAWG).

I have 2 others that are strong, Maybe, Maybe Not & Planet of the Kitthurrians.

A Kitthurrian is a brood parasite ninja-like alien that looks like a reptilian cat.

Wikipedia article on brood parasites: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brood_parasite.

I'm not going even to comment on this post. It's too hilarious.

Ah yes, um, a reptilian cat, get a lot of them round here... I think they're called dinosaurs.

you write lots of titles.

So you were told to write a story about Kelvaahahahaha and you completely ignored his advice?

Kevla-ha ha.

If this was anyone else, I would think you couldn't possibly be serious. But you are.

And that's abso-fucking-lutely hilarious.

This is the kind of weird shit that usually floats around my subconcious when I'm taking a dump. My subconcious, and my toilet bowl.

rofl, yes. Although many awesome ideas and inventions have been thought up by people on the toilet.

*Groan* Why do I bother? I'm just gonna be lampooned by most of you.

My advice: don't bother.