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Recurring Villain December 17, 2006 9:16 AM

Not hard to "accidentally" add crushed nuts to things. I heard some guy's girlfriend killed him by kissing him after eating peanuts and he had an allergic reaction.

I could add a small amount of powdered peanuts to several things you are likely to consume during the day, not enough for anything but chemical analysis to uncover, but enough to gradually build up and kill you. I'm taking wild guesses here on things you are likely to eat, but I could mix it with things like Milk, Tomato sauce (Ketchup), Soft Drink (Soda, like Pepsi etc.), into Cereal, easily into anything powdered you might consume like Milo or nutritional supplements, sprinkle it over bread. Depending on the nature of the allergy, I could even put it into any central heating or ventilation in your house... The gradual build-up of it acting like pollen and hay fever.

It would be genius if a) I actually wanted to kill you and b) I didn't post it publicly on an internet forum :P

Danny Stewart December 17, 2006 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ben Dawson (Post 29334)
but it will be obvious that I'm having a reaction and seeing as I'd never have it on my own free will, it would that I would had to have been murdered...can't get away with that one, you know I'm right, and it makes you scared.

Not at all. It could have contained peanut products without you knowing it. Happens all the time.

EDIT: I see RV has already described such a scenario. :P

Ben Dawson December 17, 2006 2:07 PM

I always check the labels you see.

Danny Stewart December 17, 2006 2:11 PM

Read RV's post. Labels won't help you there. :P

Ben Dawson December 17, 2006 2:34 PM

alright then, I'll not eat anything he touches. I'll keep my food in a fridge and freezer that you need a password to get into and I will think of password that he wont be able to think of.

Danny Stewart December 17, 2006 2:44 PM

Let me guess. "Nirvana."

Ben Dawson December 17, 2006 2:59 PM

nah, I've got a good one though, you wont be able to think of it cos I've never referenced it before

Recurring Villain December 18, 2006 2:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Ben Dawson (Post 29363)
I'll keep my food in a fridge and freezer that you need a password to get into

Good thing they exist, eh.

Ben Dawson December 18, 2006 5:28 AM

if you know where to look;)

MI7 December 19, 2006 1:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Ben Dawson (Post 29379)
if you know where to look;)

You mean the realm of fiction?

Danny Stewart December 19, 2006 6:48 PM

Oh, didn't think to check there.

Yup... found them. :P

Ben Dawson December 21, 2006 6:21 AM

see, Danny has found them, you can too. I suggest you get one if you don't trust people with your food, whether they just want to steal it or tamper with it or "mutate it into somekind of monster that you can kill by eating it but be warned as it will try to eat you as well", I'm not going to name any names on who might do this, ok RV.

Jez December 21, 2006 2:55 PM

Well, if I were going to kill somebody with food that they're allergic to, I'd get myself a job as caterer or waiting assistant and then do it whilst they were out having a meal. Sure, you can say "I won't eat out then" but there's going to be an occaision of external food intake at some point. :P

Of course, I understand that killing somebody for revenge/fun is nowhere near as entertaining as merely mocking them. :D

Ben Dawson December 21, 2006 3:05 PM

sure, you could be my Janitor from Scrubs, killing me only gives you a temporary pleasure but harrasing me like the Janitor would give you constant pleasure.

Recurring Villain December 22, 2006 2:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ben Dawson (Post 29433)
I suggest you get one if you don't trust people with your food, whether they just want to steal it or tamper with it or "mutate it into somekind of monster that you can kill by eating it but be warned as it will try to eat you as well", I'm not going to name any names on who might do this, ok RV.

If anyone understood the above paragraph, please translate it for me.

Sam Davies December 22, 2006 3:50 AM

something to do with kurt cobain??? no sorry i'm only joking. Can't tell you sounds gibbery blagon to me.

Recurring Villain December 22, 2006 3:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Sam Davies (Post 29453)
something to do with kurt cobain???

Somehow I wouldn't be surprised...

Sam Davies December 22, 2006 4:59 AM

Quite but sorry can't understand most things after my labotomy.

Ben Dawson December 22, 2006 5:34 AM

I'm just saying, if you don't trust anyone with you food (RV) then you should get one of those fridges. They are doing a a great deal at the minute, by the fridge and 75% on the freezer.

Danny Stewart December 22, 2006 8:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ben Dawson (Post 29460)
I'm just saying, if you don't trust anyone with you food (RV) then you should get one of those fridges. They are doing a a great deal at the minute, by the fridge and 75% on the freezer.

I'm very much afraid that didn't make a whole lot more sense this time. :P


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