Three squadrens of Heavy Reindeeres armed with the latest in air-to-chimny will be flying out from Fort Ho Ho in the North Pole is people are not careful :)

Makes me think of "The Christmas Invasion" this December. :)

I don't have a chimney. HA!

*nukes world's tea supply, then plays with more matches* :P

Pyro alert.

It is known that 55% of over-enthusiastic people in the Rural Fire Service are ARSONISTS

*replaces water for fire trucks with aviation fuel; sets a tree on fire and calls RFS*:P

*falls on floor laughing* Nice one, Max.

*Replaces matches with matches full of C4 to when lit, they explode instantiously.

C4 won't explode when burned.

The detantor will go off when the red stuff on the end is lit.

one way or another, it will go up.

Daniel will make sure of that.

Go Daniel.

Thank you thank you very much...

LOL, yes, of course.

Indeed we shall, anyway, who wants some tea? :P

This is the tea thread, so why not? :D

gets the tea out and hands it out. :P

Mmm, delicious.

Nice and warm. :P