I have one RV its been taking up space at the back of my wardrobe but i'm afraid the post office won't take it apperntly there's some sort of law against sending people nukes.

Then I'll have to make my own.

Oooo I think I may have some spare plutonium theres not a law on that is there?

Of course not.

Oh good or my auntie would have a hell of a surprise at Christmas. Will you be needing any other type of explosive I'm sure I've got some thermite somewhere.

I've got TNT and N20

I have liquid Nitrogen and a rather healthy supply of neo-thermal pophospherous Helium with chocolate sprinkles.

I have plasma grenades

I have the Hammer of Dawn.

You all have great weapons just lying around. All I have is two grenades and a stick of C4. :(

Then again, I did just blow a bunch on a major op lately... I'll have to restock.

I've got baking soda:D

I have the sacred knife of kukundu

Nah, that's a fake, I've got the real one right here. :)

Besides, I've got the capabilities to recreate the Big Bang in less than a second so don't try anything. :P

I've got the capabilities to recreate the Big Bang and restrict it to the exact area of space-time your body takes up.

And then I'll post pictures on the internet.

Ee-Ur, wrong answer.....

*Silence* (post Big Bang conditions.....very hot, quite tight, nearly impossible to move (relative to each other)).

I had a laugh today. This Litvinenko poisoning story has extended with the detection of Polonium 210 in a second person (Mario Scaramella). The news programme showed a clip of a response from a "Nuclear Scientist" (can't remember his name). This guy was sat in his office, his back to his desk and his computer. Behind his desk was a wall with a wall chart of some sort, a calander and a portrait photo of Einstein.....classic. :)

He's called an "expert".

wow, the Dog's an expert...

All dogs are experts. My dog can reconfigure quantum equations.

I can't even spell that

No Ben, it can't be written by smashing into you're keyboard, so obviously.........:P