it's not hard, just read it to yourself slowly

I read it to myself twice, slowly before posting that. I'm not that dumb. The multiple typos don't exactly help with understanding either. Also, note the ":P" smiley -- that means the preceding post should not be taken completely seriously.

long story short, RV say he'd kill me with my own food, I say I'll get a fridge where I have to type a password to open, and I'm saying that there is a great deal at the minute where if you buy one, you get 75% off the password freezer...you know, a joke.

Perfect. See, that's all it took! :P

And yes, I knew it was a joke. :rolleyes:

Don't worry, I understood you Ben. I've had years of practice. ;) :D

And I will be your Janitor - did you put a paperclip in the door? You better not have put a paperclip in there. If I find a paperclip in there, I'm coming after you. Oh, and you can't use that door, it's locked and I ain't gonna open it anybody, regardless of the fact that it's a fire escape.

I love it when Ben tries to make a joke and the rest of the thread is everyone else deciphering it.

that automatic door doesn't seem to be closing, I bet someone's jammed a coin in there

If find a coin in there, I'm going to throw it at your nose, then pick it up and keep it, using it to buy a coffee - I love coffee. Black, no sugar please. :)

(like the way I manage to keep most of my posts just-a-boot on-topic? :D)

I see you've got the door fixed, what's that in your hand?

Coffee of course he just said.