Jez said: " split them up using something like a row of lines (dashes)"

*sigh*

An English doctor is being shown around a Scottish hospital. At the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no obvious signs of injury. He goes to examine the first patient he sees, and the man proclaims:

"Fair fa' yer honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the puddin' race!"

The English doctor, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, and immediately the patient launches into:

"Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it."

This continues with the next patient:

"Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie,
O what a panic's in thy breastie!"

"Well," the English doctor mutters to his Scottish colleague, "I see you saved the psychiatric ward for the last."

"Oh no," the Scottish doctor corrected him, "this is the serious Burns unit."

Haha, that last one is quite good lol.

LOL. I'm not surprised Ross likes that one. 'Tis good though. :P

Superb :P classic

I almost had a psychic girlfriend.....

She left me before we met.

LOL! Now that was good.

Great, LOL :D

2 guys are in a 3rd story bar, the 1st guy says to the second, "it's so windy outside, a guy could jump out the window, circle the building and land back inside". The 2nd guy didn't believe him so the 1st guy got up to prove it to him, he jumped out the window, circled the building and land safely back inside. The 2nd guy was wowed at seeing this and decided to give it a shot himself, he jumped out the window and fell to the street below. After seeing that, the bartender behind the bar said to the 1st guy, "You're a real jerk when you're drunk Superman".

Classic, that was great.

Haha, nice one Ben. :D

I can never remember any jokes that I'm told!