76. Which is liek toataly ghey.

78.

To be fair I think your use of a quote from Ben fucking Chatham illustrates that this has in fact not gone far enough. Are you Sparacus in disguise?

79. You totally are.

80. rv dont say things like that i have to warn you now sorry.

seems like mods cant warn mods oh well you get away with it this time.

81. He left before we could get to 101.

[spoiler="Uh oh"]82. Ironically 101 was where we were going to reveal we'd just bought him a new sportscar to show how dear a friend he really was to us.[/spoiler]

83. The sportscar would have been behind door number 2 but JPQ would have chosen door number 1 which was a used condom.

84. James P., not knowing what the used condom was, would be happy with it anyway.

85. James P managed to brainwash Marinedalek into trying to close down this monument to the glory of the IDF.

86. Marinedalek is so mentally enslaved he feels the need to continually vandalize our monument because he's bitter that the IDF successfully defended the standards of the internet.

87. Because none of us is as cruel as all of us.

88. He makes Keff McCulloch look like your auntie's cat.

89. My auntie doesn't even have a cat.

90. His cat tucks him in, not his grandma.

91. This reason makes complete sense, and is a very apt description of why James P. is indeed so awesome.

92. Micheal Jackson still likes him. >_>

93. Hitler still likes him because he's nicer than all of us combined.

94. This is going to be a very cheap list.