Wrlyyyyyyyyy?!!?!!
 

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:p

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Congratulations, RV. You've officially succeeded at creating the most random post ever to grace these forums. I doubt anyone can beat you.

Post count + 1

Actually, no. It's the Spam Forum. Things don't go towards your post count here. :)

I am the king of no pants, I have bacon bits with fried egg ears and a sausage for my nose...uhho, I think I'm gonna be sick...hyarghhhhhhhgh, hey look, it's baked beans, I'm hungry now...AHHHH, PUKE PIEEEEEE!!!!!!

Good, but not quite as random as the original. Keep trying. :P

layers are sexy, hot water bottles are sexy and blankets are sexy...happy birthday to you.
Struck down in the PRIME OF LIFE, oh, so sad. Oh come on you big faker.

Look again at RV's post. Two lines of text can't compete with that.

.eeeey A Htiw Luos Ruoy Gnikat Slaedi Tsicsaf Htiw Dlihc Llams A Ynam

.seciuj Yrrebnarc Fo Lluf Sesuoh Ynam Htiw Eve S'retniw Cifirret A Fo Smah

Oh, ok.....Reputation -1


Oh, and I have something that defeats everything on the random scale.....I can only post a link though. :)

Ben, my message still stands.

ah well, I can keep trying to make puny attempts to match it with as little words as possible:P

Random ****!!!!

Thanks to a good friend of mine, who made it after we finished chatting and then showed it to me the following day (it was the conversation opener). It's awesome, is it not!

It's also agreed by many well known scolars that it is indeed, the most random thing ever. Full stop.

nope, RV holds the title for me

Ahh yes, but to be random, you need to make as little effort as possible. He made the effort! I didn't. :)

That's pretty random, but the reason RV wins is because he's so all-over-the-place. Your puny attempts are short and/or too focused. :P

Focused? Toy Yodas, singing the Toyota song, at a disco is focused?!

Fine, you want random, I'll give you random. The Laws of science state that THIS is random. Sirs, I challenge thee to find something more random, freaky and rare than THIS and everything on it! :D

On a side note: AAAAAAHHH!
And: Great Scott! (go to the address bar and hit enter once after clicking this link)
Yay

okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...hahahahaha, that was random...really random...ok, you've got my vote.
But if you want really random, just think of Tom Baker

Hmm... I find myself unable to comment...