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The Chuck Norris Thread

Im sure you all know about Chuck Norris, The Tv star, martial artist, etc. In reecent years, he has become some what of an icon. So here are some facts about him :P

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norrisâ€™ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnâ€™t lifting himself up, heâ€™s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norrisâ€™ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesnâ€™t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

People are going crazy about Chuck Norris about my school... or at least they were a while ago. I think it's died down somewhat now. But yeah, thanks for posting these, Chris... some of these I've heard, some of these I haven't, and I enjoyed the ones I hadn't heard before.

Chuck Norris can do everything :) we say that in my chemistry class, we tihnk he is great. The facts i posted were Chucks personal favorites. and i agree, the man is brilliant :P

Yeah absolutely. I particularly like Delta Force and Missing in Action, two of his films.

I want to see Texas ranger :)

You've never seen it? Wow, we have channels that show it practically 24 hours a day!

If you're really bored and looking for something to do then it's okay. Certainly not my idea of a great TV show but it's enjoyable I guess.

That's not necessarily the mark of a good show.

Max, do you want a roundhouse kick in the face? :p

Max hasnt posted in these forums in a while. I pointed out the other day that it only seems like me Ross and Danny who are active. Where is everyone?

The last time Max posted (before just recently) was the middle of December of 2005. We certainly are a dwindling crowd, as we discussed on MSN yesterday. I think Doctor Who is the only thing keeping these forums from complete inactivity. (So yay Doctor Who then. :D)

We should have more meetings like that. It was fun.

It was interesting, to say the least. ;)

Yeah though we'd need to keep it calm. Give Chris some sedative before we add him in. :P

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Max hasnt posted in these forums in a while. I pointed out the other day that it only seems like me Ross and Danny who are active. Where is everyone?

Yes Ronn, leave me out, im active too, maybe not every day but i am active :mad:

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Yes Ronn, leave me out, im active too, maybe not every day but i am active :mad:

Relax, Chris, no need for the angry face. :P

And you've gotten better recently... a week or more ago it really was just us three, so relax.

Speaking of roundhouse kicks. Why did bruce lee's house roll down the hill?

Because it was a round-house :)

<Watches in despair as tumbleweed rolls by>

lol That was actually quite funny. :D

"lol That was actually quite funny."

What as if to say that my jokes are normally rubbish Ross? :P

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Oh sorry, it never occured to me:)

No problem. Just remember in future:

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I have had exams, but you know i will always be a regular here :)

Me too... well, I should hope!

EXAMS ARE OVER!!! w00t

I have no exams at all! W00t! :P

Hehe. That's what I get, being done with high school and all. ;)

Ok, Danny has no exams, Mob! :D

I thought the work would go down after the exams. :confused:

But nooo, because we're now in 5th year we already are loaded with homework etc.

It will take getting used to, just adapt.

Unfortunately, Ross, Chris is right, whether you like it or not, it's your only choice.

Ross, when i started 6th forum, i felt just like you, and got worried, but i stuck with it, and now i am still there, you can do it if i can :)