The Dalek speech thread
 

Everyone loves listening to the Daleks talk, right? Well, now you have your chance to hear a Dalek say whatever you want it to say. Just post what you want a Dalek to say right here in this thread, and I'll record it and apply the necessary effects to it, then post it here in the thread.

Here's a sample (and a reason to continue visiting the DannyStewart.com Forums ;)):
"All enemies of the Daleks are to be exterminated! Only visitors of the DannyStewart.com Forums shall be spared! Exterminate!"

Now go on, post your requests. Don't be shy! :D

hmmm. All members of the Danny Stewart forums get free Pizza and Cola!

Okay, Chris, I'll work on that one as soon as I get home from school. :)

Ross is the most ultimately cool person in the entire world. lol.

Added to the list. I'll post these as soon as I can. :)

This will be so funny. Let us wait for Danny to get these 2 done before we add some more.

Oh, I entirely forgot about this thread! Sorry guys! I'll do the voices when I get back home!

No prob Danny.

Thanks, Ross. I'll get to it just as soon as I have access to my microphone and my voice modulating software. :)

*Secret and not so discreet bump*

You just loved my cell phone message so much, didn't you? :D Here they are, finally and at long last. Next requests please?

LMAO! Excellent job Danny, and yes I did love the phone message lol.

I can;t get them to play on my computer, I click on them and nothng happens. Help!

It should open a box that asks you whether you want to save the file or open it. Try restarting your browser, or barring that, your entire computer.

I got it to work by saving them first. Thanks guys.

Can you make a message that goes, "Chris Britton is the ultimate Doctor Who Episode writer and Lord of all he Surveys."
Is that possible? :D

Good to know that it worked Chris.

LMAO!(about the next request)

ROFL! Glad you like ti. :D

Yup, I'll do that for you Chris as soon as possible.

yay! Thank you, take your time. :D

Okay, will have to do it once I'm back home.

Ok then. that is fair.

Just found this thread. How do you actually do it?

Not sure, ask Danny

Danny could be an agony aunt. :) Ask Danny, or Danny Knows :P

Auntie Danny:P

LOL!

Did you listen to the stuff he made for us before?

I can do 80's Cybermen voices or sea devil or Davros voices, in case anyone wanted to request one of those........:P

I found out how to do Dalek voices now :)

sounds like something from, the spike milligan sketch....

LOL! Brilliant Ronn

Whats brilliant?

What you said :)

Hi!
I read your phone message thread earlier, Danny, and now I would really love one of my own! I don't want to be a copy-cat, but I just laughed so much at yours!

Anyway, here's my message I'd like you to record for me -

Hello. You have reached the voice mail of the Daleks. Please leave a message after the tone or you will be exterminated!!!


Thanks a lot, Danny! I can't wait to see my friends' faces when they unexpectedly hear this!

Hi Dalek! A hearty welcome to the forums and thanks for your interest in getting a message done. I would be more than happy to do one for you! Unfortunately I can't at the moment but hopefully within the next day or so I will be able to do it for you. Hope that's alright!

I've got one, this is playing on the pizza one.

"A pizza hut, a pizza hut, kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut"

Thanks for the hearty welcome! And thanks for the Dalek message! Oo, I can't wait! :D

Still waiting -- need some time alone at home so I can shout into the microphone! :D

Haha! Don't worry, I can wait! And I know how you feel, Danny. I've really wanted to shout Dalek phrases, but with a house full of people it's a little embarrasing!

Somehow it really doesn't work unless you raise your voice a fair bit -- shouting is best, but just speaking straight, even with a monotone, never comes out sounding right.

Why don't you get the Daleks to sing....

System of a Down - 'Cigaro'

People who know the song will know what i mean ;) :P