Doctor Who Caption Contest
 

Here's a fun little game to pass the time. Let's create captions for Doctor Who images! We'll pick a good image from the BBC site, post it here on DannyStewart.com, and let people come up with captions to go with the image. We'll pick the best few entries, vote on them, and maybe come up with a reward for the person who wins! Sounds like fun, doesn't it?

I admit, I got the idea from a thread on Outpost Gallifrey. So if I'm stealing their idea, why not steal their image, too? :D

http://www.dannystewart.com/doctorwho/04.jpg

Start captioning, folks! ;)

Im sorry what is it that you mean by captioning? lol Maybe you should start Danny.

Come up with an amusing caption to go with the picture. Here's an example from Outpost Gallifrey:

"The Daleks' game of musical chairs ended inconclusively."

Here's another:

Dalek 1: "Wait... I thought I was Bad Wolf?"

I don't want to give too many away, but you just come up with a funny sentence or two describing what's going on in the picture or what one of the Daleks (or all of them) is saying.

"Where did everyone go?" - The Daleks thought it'd be fun to sneak up on the Doctor, Rose and Jack... but the time-travellers' had already legged it.

Hilarious! Anyone else want to give it a try? It's not hard. :)

The Daleks waited patiently for the Garbage truck to arrive, dradng what had been stuffed into them during the Time war.

Or: Dalek 1 "Is this the luxuray yacht we were promised in the time war?"

Or: the Daleks wathced as Davros came out of his shell, wondering if this was his version of a Striptease.

*falls over laughing* Well done, Chris.

Thank you Mate, Got any more pics?

I'll start another thread for the next picture. That we people can keep posting on either.

OK, Here is another one

After the Time Lords, Humans were a Pushover.

LOL, hilarious. Hehe!

good good. I will let others have a go.

All the ones so far are humorous. Here is my attempt:

Daleks: "The human made chairs are not suited for Dalek design. We cannot reach the controls. Ex-ter-min-ate! Ex-ter-min-ate! Ex-ter-min-ate!"

Good! Not as funny but still perfectly valid. I actually quite liked that.

I liked that one. Nice one Rouge.

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I've got one.

Dalek 1: "It is the Doctor, he must be EXTERMINATED"

Dalek 2: "Hang on, who's that he's with"

Dalek 1: "That is Rose Tyler, his assistant"

Dalek 3: "Woah, she's hot"

Dalek 2: "YEAH!!!"

Dalek 1: (to Rose on a monitor) "Come to Daddy"

Dalek 3: (to Rose on a monitor) "Oh yeah, you know you want it"

Cyberman: "You will be deleted"

Dalek 1: You are a year early, come back next year"

Cyberman: "sorry...........WOAH, who is that?"

Dalek 1: "That is Rose Tyler"

Cyberman: "Isn't she fit?"

All three Daleks: "OH YEAH!!!"

Lol, long, but good. :)

Thanks. I just made it up on the spot, quite easy, but the I like writing things like these.

"mm. These Are Nice Chairs. Is That Real Leather?"
"you Call Yourself A Dalek? Wondering About Chairs And Leather? You Should Be Exterminating! You Are A Soldia!"
"i Never Wanted To Be A Soldiaaa... I Wanted To Be... An Interior Designer."
"what! Are You-"
"yes... I'm Thay."

hahahahahaha, fantastic, hehehe

LOL! You guys are hilarious! :D

Thats brilliant :)

"Pull my plunger."

hehehehehehe.

ok... mine's not gonna be too funy, but...

The daleks were confused who to exterminate when the doctor, rose and cap'in jack suddenly turned into chairs..

Sorry, but i told u!

That was pretty random, but it was funny.

it was ok :)

Dimensionally transcendental chairs.

With cup holders.

yay i'm random!

I can be pretty random as well, just look at my threads in the spam forum.

yes, the only difference is that they are not funny and are just annoying, just like all the private messages you keep sending me

I never said anything about them being funny, and I have appoligised for the messages and I said that I only sent a couple. I'm willing to let this settle if you are.

Ooh... disagreement, gentlemen?

Nothing that I'm not willing to settle.

Ohhhhhhhh.

Somethin' goin' down!

And Ronn, just because you don't think a post is funny, it doesn't mean that other people think the same as you. And I've seen some people who's been quite amused by my comments, I don't see anyone else complaining that they are annoying, just you. And that's fine, just don't say that they are annoying in general, just say that you find them annoying, 'cos trust me, no one else has complained about the,.
I've said my piece, can we please settle this now, I don't want to get into any arguments. "holds out hand (in peace)"

OK then, they're not annoying, I FIND THEM annoying,and I don't know about anyone who finds the private messages you send me funny.

ok, the private are not funny. They're not meant to be funny, I was just curious. But I had forgotten that I had sent the messages and so I sent them twice, I had deleted my messages beforehand so I couldn't find out if I had sent them or not. It's just a honest mistake, I didn't mean to do it.

Here are some of the private messages you have sent me--

I,Davros, propose an alliance between you and me, me and Recuring Villian have joined forces and we are going to take control of the Dalek Invasion of Danny Stewart thread (it's in the spam forum so), any forces that get in our way will be exterminated.

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Hi,
Could I ask, What kind of pie do you like?
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would you like a piece of celery? You could eat it or you could wear it as decoration on your lapel.
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Hi,
Doctor 5 here.
I was just wondering if you knew any Daleks?
Would you like a piece of pie.
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And sorry about the double posting, I didn't mean to do it and I will deffinitely be more carefull next time.

God, a lot of those where quite a while back.

Anyway, the pie ones was when I was obsessed with the "Ode to Pie" thread.

The one asking whether you knew any Daleks, sorry, I should have been more specific, I meant (partially)if you knew anybody who went by the nickname of Dalek, I mean, I was mainly joking.

I was actually asking what kind of pies you liked, random yes, but I said before that I am pretty random.

The celery one doesn't have any meaning apart from the fact that I am Doctor 5 and the 5th Doctor wore a stick of celery on his lapel, I had sent this to quite a few people and they replied in a similar fassion.

And now the Davros one, I was asking you if you wanted to join forces with me and Recurring Villian in the DIoDS thread, you see, I was asking in character because in that thread I have taken up the character of Davros.


I have sent similar messages to other people and they have never had a problem with it, in fact, most of them (if not all) have responded to them in a similar light hearted way, but god, if you're making this much of a deal from it then maybe you should get a life. It was only a bit of fun, it wasn't as if it was anything serious, I was just relaxing and playing about (just like OTHERS were doing the same), maybe you should learn to relax a bit more.
In particular, I have sent quite a few of these messages to Danny and he's never had a problem with them, because he knows I'm only joking and playing about. It's not like these messages are spaming up anything, if you're so bothered about them then just delete the damn things, instead of moaning about them.