Forum facts
 

Based upon the website Chuck Norris facts, where people making Hillarious comments about the action hero, i thought given this sites status, we should make our own.

So here we are, come up with your own Forum Facts, make them as OTT as you can :P and funny ;)

If you could stretch the forums in either direction, they would go 3 times around the earths surface

Scientists theroise the energy given off by the Big Bang is equal to 1DSFP ( 1 DS forum post )

It is considered impossible for the DS forums to have been concieved by one man, the most common theory is that the forums went back in time and created themselves

Although, if the forums did go back in time, it would be possible for the forums to meet another DS forum, people theorise this mutual existance would end the universe.

If the forums did go back in time and fought themselves, they would win, they are that damm good.

The forums could defeat Doctor Who, The Daleks and The Cybermen if they could be bovered.

While entertaining, I'm not sure how many of those actually make sense. :P

They are not supposed to. They are ment to make the forums super and intellegent ;) :P

In Soviet Dannystewart.com, spammer bans you!

The forums go to a Volcano each moring to get some of the best chilie on earth, this event is known as our downtime :P

When Danny Stewart takes a bath, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Danny Stewart.

Danny Stewart does not get frostbite, Danny Stewart bites frost.
Danny does not travel through time. Time travels through Danny Stewart.

You are all insane. :P

We are just paying you a compliment ;)

DS.com members are all insane.....apart from Jez, who's just different.

And Ronn, who isn't insane, more, freakish..

Who? is insane!!!!

Im not insane, im mentally challenged

Im reminded of a topic i did a few years back where i priased everyone on DS.com for beinh the highted and peak of humanity, im under the impression we are the ultimate in Humanity, apart form RV, hes just the class clown ;)

Who? ......

Exactly. :P

;) Lolo, zing!

The forums were created when the T-1000 was reprogrammed by the Doctor to be more human, then, on a really hot day, it melted...when it reformed, it reformed into the shape of the internet, then, it spiked Danny and, under the control of the T-1000, Danny designed the forums.

Dont mention Terminator, I dont think Danny likes it. :P

No wonder, with that spike in his head...I wouldn't blame him.

What are you talking about, Ross? I like Terminator just fine... even started writing a Terminator story a while back.

I like The Terminator, especially Judgement Day. But the best part of of the 1st was the sex scene, eh? :P

You know what they say, Ben -- simple minds, simple pleasures! :P

Yep, I can relate to that ;).

lol I thought I could remember you and Max arguing about it ages ago cause he likes it as much as SW and you know how you feel about those films. :P

And the sex scene in Terminator sucks, mostly the guy grabbing the sheets.

You still have the terminator story somewhere? :)

I said I started it. Didn't get past the first page. :P

For those interested though it was intended to pick up at the end of the third movie.

3rd movie was ok, but they should have left it at the 2nd.

The sex scene was ok, i mean you got to see a couple of things ;) but it was nothing to write home about.

Man we are a bunch of hormonally charged men :P have you ever wondered why we don't have any females on this place? :P

The leading cause of blindness in the Western hemisphere is DS.com

And also, I'm a woman and I'm on here

Yay! And we're glad to have you, too, Hamster. :P

DS.com>SD.com(yeah... all I could think of)

Ha, now see? The "no women on the internet" myth is exactly that- a myth. :P

A womon on DS.com!? Oh my god! What do we do? :P I forgot how i was meant to act :P

I can sit around scratching my crotch if that would make you feel more comfortable

Ah... no thanks. :P
I do that more than enough.

Fair enough!

Do I get some sort of award for being the token woman then? A special hat or something

I used to think I was a woman. Then I realized I wasn't.

If you design it, make it, and pay for it, then certainly! :D

You're a cruel man, Danny, but fair. :D

What can I say? :D

Danny, you play hard bargins which somehow always work out :D

I must warn you Hamster, being the only woman might mean you get a tad more attention :P

My soul is prepared. I shall try to bear it with good grace. ;)