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Recurring Villain June 20, 2007 3:43 AM

Complaints form.
 
I've designed an ultra easy complaints form for you guys to use when you complain about me. All you have to do is copy and paste it and keep the options that fit your complaint. Check it out:

Quote:

Dear [Admin/Danny/Staff],

My name is [Ross/Ross/Barney] and I would like to complain about the [Posts/Existence/General Demenour] of [Recurring Villain/RV/some dickhead] on your [Forum/Website/Internet Message Board]. They have [Posted/Written/Implied] things that I find [Offensive/Funny/Thought-provoking] because I am [an Idiot/a Religious Fundamentalist/Ross] and do not like being [Offended/Amused/Made to think].

I would appreciate it if you would [Warn/Kill/Ban] him and/or delete his [Posts/Avatar/Long-term memory].

Sincerely,

[Ross/Ross/Barney]
Example:

Quote:

Dear Danny,

My name is Barney and I would like to complain about the Existence of some dickhead on your Internet Message Board. They have Implied things that I find Thought-provoking because I am a Religious Fundamentalist and do not like being Made to think.

I would appreciate it if you would Kill him and/or delete his Long-term memory.

Sincerely,

Barney
Hope this saves you guys trouble and streamlines things for Danny.

Ben Dawson June 20, 2007 12:56 PM

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight, now that's...different.

Recurring Villain June 20, 2007 7:27 PM

I believe the word you were searching for was 'useful'.

Ben Dawson June 21, 2007 2:03 PM

Is that RV use of the term? :P

Recurring Villain June 22, 2007 1:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ben Dawson (Post 37675)
Is that RV use of the term? :P

If you like.

Chris Britton June 22, 2007 7:20 PM

Can i use Rv as a swear word? :P that would really kill the stress levels i have :P

Who? June 23, 2007 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Britton (Post 37799)
Can i use Rv as a swear word? :P that would really kill the stress levels i have :P

You Rving Rvtard, you talk Rvit and Rv me, go away! :P

Superkid11 June 23, 2007 10:56 AM

RV me HARD. <3

Recurring Villain June 23, 2007 10:06 PM

Once I was a way of life. Now I'm a language too.

Progress.

Ben Dawson June 24, 2007 2:49 PM

RV is a way of life, RV is MY way of life, and I aim to keep it.

Chris Britton June 25, 2007 6:00 PM

Oh RV off and go RV yourself :P

Barney August 10, 2007 2:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Recurring Villain (Post 37541)
I've designed an ultra easy complaints form for you guys to use when you complain about me. All you have to do is copy and paste it and keep the options that fit your complaint. Example:

"Dear Danny,

My name is Barney and I would like to complain about the Existence of some dickhead on your Internet Message Board. They have Implied things that I find Thought-provoking because I am a Religious Fundamentalist and do not like being Made to think.

I would appreciate it if you would Kill him and/or delete his Long-term memory.

Sincerely,

Barney"

Hope this saves you guys trouble and streamlines things for Danny.

Er, I find this offensive and am requesting it to be removed, please.

Josef Kenny August 10, 2007 3:02 PM

Err I think you're supposed to use the complaint form to complain, Barney.

Barney August 10, 2007 3:09 PM

Quote:

"Dear Danny,

My name is Barney and I would like to complain about the Existence of some dickhead on your Internet Message Board. They have Implied things that I find Thought-provoking because I am a Religious Fundamentalist and do not like being Made to think.
Quote:


I would appreciate it if you would Kill him and/or delete his Long-term memory.

Sincerely,

Barney"
I find this offensive and am requesting for it to be removed.

Superkid11 August 10, 2007 3:44 PM

I think we need to member-group RV's forum again.

Dalek104 August 10, 2007 3:45 PM

This is the RV forum, I'm afraid. You'll just have to take it since the only rules that apply are here.

Barney August 10, 2007 4:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalek104 (Post 39382)
This is the RV forum, I'm afraid. You'll just have to take it since the only rules that apply are here.

That's f****** insane! Danny runs this site, he should have the power over all threads. Secondly, RV used my name and used it in a very innapropriate manner - without my permission. Aswell as it being against the code of conduct, it's incredibly rude.

I can't see why RV is still on this forum, let alone has his own special area. Danny, if this is your friend and are to scared to ban him (he's broken more than enough rules), then maybe you shouldn't be an administrator. Remember who's forum it is - Danny Stewart.


(and with this post, watch me unfairly become banned within 24 hours ...)

Josef Kenny August 10, 2007 4:36 PM

I'm pretty sure something like this must of happened before which lead to RV being given his own forum section to muck around in. I wouldn't be offended if he had put my name in that as an example as I know that it's in his forum and it was probably not meant maliciously.

Dalek104 August 10, 2007 5:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barney (Post 39386)
That's f****** insane! Danny runs this site, he should have the power over all threads. Secondly, RV used my name and used it in a very innapropriate manner - without my permission. Aswell as it being against the code of conduct, it's incredibly rude.

I can't see why RV is still on this forum, let alone has his own special area. Danny, if this is your friend and are to scared to ban him (he's broken more than enough rules), then maybe you shouldn't be an administrator. Remember who's forum it is - Danny Stewart.

This forum was created with the intention of RV letting out his 'RV-ness' here instead of the whole board. Clearly stated under the forum title is "If you can't deal with RV, spare us all and do not enter this forum."

Danny does have the power over all threads, but RV can still do what he wishes in his own forum.

Sorry.

Superkid11 August 10, 2007 5:29 PM

Like I said, I think the RV forum should be exclusive to the RV forum group again. o_o
The only positive thing that can come from it would be a lesson that there's no sense in being intolerant of anything but intolerance on the inernet.

Danny Stewart August 10, 2007 6:12 PM

Sorry Barney. James is correct. I created this forum ages ago so that RV could have free reign somewhere, so we wouldn't lose him as a member but he'd exercise a little more control outside of his own forum. Members were advised a long time ago that if they could not deal with his sense of humor, they should not enter his forum. It seemed an acceptable compromise then, and it still does now, at least to me. This is my site, and I have decided that RV will be allowed to yell, complain, and terrorize like he usually does, as long as it's confined to only one forum. You are given the same advice/warning that everyone else was given when this forum first opened: if you can't handle RV, stay out of RV's forum. If you can't follow this simple warning, I'm afraid there's not much else I can do.

I am also somewhat disappointed to hear that because of your post you think I will ban you. You obviously don't understand me very well.

Ronnie Rowlands August 11, 2007 8:13 AM

I'm suprised Barney hasn't been banned yet. He only ever posts to bitch about RV. I'm sick of him.

Ross Hendrie August 11, 2007 11:52 AM

For the record, the Barney account is not me.

Recurring Villain August 11, 2007 9:09 PM

Barney, now I'm offended. I spent time and effort creating a complaints form for specifically this purpose, and you completely ignored it and wrote:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barney (Post 39380)
I find this offensive and am requesting for it to be removed.

Kind soul that I am, and to make up for the grievous use of a common name that may or may not refer to your fine self, I have created a customized complaint just for you:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barney (Post 39380)
Dear Danny,

My name is Barney and I would like to complain about the Complaints Form created by Recurring Villain on your Internet Message Board. They have Written things that I find Offensive because I find my own name offensive.

I would appreciate it if you would Kill him and/or delete his Long-term memory.

Sincerely,

Barney

There you go. Just stick that in a PM to Danny and you can have the satisfaction of having complained about a complaints form. You'll make a great little old lady.

James P. April 8, 2008 3:53 PM

I like this place! It's so RVing fun! RV YEAH!

I feel so ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

~TFTID

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny Stewart (Post 39405)
Sorry Barney. James is correct.


When was I correct here? I only just joined today!

D'oh, RV! I just revealed my real name!



RV,
James

Also, I didn't mean to double-post! I noticed my name and I had to question its use! It's da way I rollz, peepz. OK, I'm done w/ the 'gangsta' talk.

Superkid11 April 8, 2008 4:41 PM

Holy crap I believe we have a thread necromancer.

James P. April 8, 2008 7:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superkid11 (Post 45798)
Holy crap I believe we have a thread necromancer.

What's a necromancer?:confused:

Superkid11 April 8, 2008 7:56 PM

A necromancer is somebody who reanimates the dead or summons ghosts. In the case of a thread necromancer, it is somebody who posts in a topic when there hasn't been a post in it for a very long time. Until the post, the thread is dead... after the post, the thread is undead.

Really though it's not a huge deal. :P

Chris Britton April 8, 2008 8:21 PM

he's a serial one. He's done it a few times already. But it allows the guy to establish himself I guess.

Recurring Villain April 8, 2008 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Britton
But it allows the guy to establish himself I guess.

Establish himself as the focus of my wrath...

Ronnie Rowlands April 9, 2008 7:15 AM

Oh look RV, a new toy for you to play with.

Chris Britton April 9, 2008 8:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ronnie Rowlands (Post 45826)
Oh look RV, a new toy for you to play with.

Don't break it now. ;)

Ben Dawson April 9, 2008 2:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris Britton (Post 45831)
Don't break it now. ;)

Now where's the fun in that??? Can I play with it, can I, can I?

Chris Britton April 9, 2008 4:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ben Dawson (Post 45832)
Now where's the fun in that??? Can I play with it, can I, can I?

Ask RV, it's up to him.

Ben Dawson April 9, 2008 4:46 PM

Can I Rv? Can I, Can I?

Recurring Villain April 10, 2008 1:39 AM

You all have permission to play with it as long as you don't ruin my fun.

Ben Dawson April 10, 2008 6:55 AM

Yes, YES!!! :edges closer hungrily:

Josef Kenny April 10, 2008 10:47 AM

Hmmm................

Quote:

Originally Posted by http://redwing.hutman.net/


Necormancer has a supernatural ability to bring long-dead forum discussion threads back to life.

After having been flogged to death the thread may have been deceased for many years, and bringing it back may have scant relevance to the current topic, yet Necromancer will unexpectedly exhume the thread’s rotting corpse, and strike horror in the forum as its grotesque form lurches into the discussion.

The monster, instantly recognized by all who knew it in life, seems at first to breathe and have a pulse, but, alas, it is beyond Necromancer’s skill to fully restore the thread’s original vitality.


James P. April 10, 2008 3:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Recurring Villain (Post 45816)
Establish himself as the focus of my wrath...

Bring it on, weirdo! *Smirk* I've 12 years, 11 months, and I don't know how many days of wrath built up in me. Prepare for an awakening of gigantically rude proportions!:D

Chris Britton April 10, 2008 3:24 PM

Uh oh. You realize most of the people on here are between 14 and 19. Your gonna get your ass handed to you on a silver plate. If you are giantically rude, your just gonna get a gigantic banhammer.


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