The DannyStewart.com retirement home
 

The future, 60 years for now. With the forums now part of a multi-million dollar organisation, a corperation, a religion, a charity, food chain, hotel buisness, space program, beauty products, and even the Internet itself. Seeking to retire form public life, Danny seeks to build a private retirement home for the original members who joined in the first 5 years. Obviously titled the Dannystewart retirement home. The problem is, what to put in it.

So now dear readers, say Danny built a retirement home for us, what would go in it? ;)

Lots and lots of Doctor Who DVDs. :P

it would need to be bigger on the inside then ;)

I could help with that. ;) (insert mad scientist laugh here)

With a laugh like that, I would feel safer with RV designing it :P

Missile silo.

A computer or two.

Make that "a computer or three thousand."

One of those rooms with the padded walls for RV.

A smile room. Everyone can smile there.

No one can smile anywhere else in the home.

If they do, they are either:
a) politely asked to stop smiling.
b) shot dead.

Why????? :D

We need a room stacked full of pills :P everyone needs pills.

A replica of the USS Tetryon. Actual size.

Because...

A 3-D hologram of the Tardis you can step into, once you're in no one can see you. That, plus an actual replica (which you can actually buy, here in England, Daleks too).

Because of what?:P

Dalek has a hatred of people who smile. That's why I'm always smiling at him. :D

It will need to have a death star, just to wind danny up ;)

I love this idea. In fact, I love it so much, I am almost tempted to start a Smile Forum here on the site. If anyone uses the :), ;), or :D smileys outside of the Smile Forum, they are either:
a) politely asked to stop smiling.
b) permanently banned from the site.
c) shot dead.

:P

Emergency crucifixes that Ross can shake at things when they go wrong.
BREAK GLASS FOR MIRACLE.

Dont forget emergency bibles aswell.

A Frost cinema and a skate park for RV.He has a skateboard you know.

If we are having emergency bibles, we need emergency Holy Water, we can splash it into RV's face and call ti acid ;P

Don't make me shoot you with my logic ray.

Lol my god! He's a planker. Excellent!

Don't make me get my Tissue Compressor out.

I better get the laser screwdriver out :P

Don't you mean Tissue Compression Eliminator? :P

Cheapskate. :P

Better that then deus ex machina :P

Not actually. Ronnie seems to think I must skate because my garb of choice consists of a hoody and jeans.

That's not what he told me. He said you did skate, not he assumed you skated. :P

Does he have evidence to back up his claim? ;)

I mean, I can say that Ronnie is an emo kid, but I have evidence! It's attached to this post ;).

Some people cry over deaths, others cry because they're depressed. Ronnie, on the other hand, cries over his pillow cases. He sounds like a 4-year old.

You can practically hear the tears dripping down his face.

Haha yes. Taken entirely out of context though. Whoever wants to hear the full thing should PM me or get in touch over msn/

Hardly taken out of context. When you listen to the whole thing you find that Ronnie seems to do little other than whine!

Last emo kid I met, I shot....... Strange coincidence that.

Whats wrong with Ronnie crying, a man not afraid to show his feelings :P bless him <pets>

Hmmm, <pets> what? :P

And how come you haven't stopped petting!!!!! Where's the "</pets>"! :D

<pets Jez too>

there, be happy XD

Oooh, that's nice. :)

<pets everybody>