Well...
 

Nice to be back.

I see we have had Pornobots registering, Jez posting less than ever, Fen, Ross and Ben posting text speak all over the place, Hamster is still talking about her hair, "The Daleks" has contributed absolutely nothing to the site and spelt "Exterminated" wrong, Danny Stewart has now started petitioning for LOTTL to be erased from canon, and...Murray Gold's...face...is...everywhere....

This is madness!

Yes. (ten characters)

I saw the hidden message.

You're not meant to not see it. It's just not meant to be obvious.

That's because I'm a woman. We eat of the chocolate, and talk about the hair and lust after the expensive shoes. :rolleyes:

Also I got a bottle of Fanta poured over my head yesterday because of my hair, clearly it's something to mention

Does this story warrant any further explanation? :P

Not really. Some lads up near my local shop grabbed me, pulled at my hair and poured Fanta over my head. Charming people.

Sounds like it. Any notion why they might feel so inclined?

I got a slight inkling as to the cause of their agitation when the phrase "ginger bitch" was aimed my way. What larks

They probably thought your head was on fire and wanted to put it out. Or some equally hilarious reason :rolleyes:. I've been called ginger for years despite the fact my hair is more some sort of unnatural blonde/brown/ginger hybrid.

This is blasphemy!

Sound like really nice people.

Your sig is terrible. Take it off. Now. It makes me want to purge you from existence. Twice. The second time with something hot. Like a stapler. A stapler that shoots lightning staples.

I concur. Everywhere I look, his face...

Fanta! :D I love that drink, it's my favourite. And they people sound like right wasters.

On the subject of local shops, I was chased the other day by this crowd of underage n00bs wanting me to buy them cigarettes as I left. Don't they have anything better to do?

Wasted on Fanta, eh Ross?

No one gets teh Murray sigs? You all suck.

Lucky you...

I get teh Murray sigs, but they look awful and take up too much space on the page... he's actually started to scare me now. I'm pretty sure my dad met him once in a studio in London but before the 2005 series of DW started.

Heh, me too...well, actually, it was a couple of girls. AND THEY LOOKED OLDER THAN I ACTUALLY AM.

That's kind of the point. :P

Oh yeah, they're real comedians for sure. They've got a reputation for it round our way. The best one was where they asked me if the carpet matched the drapes and started pulling at my jeans. That was a real hoot.

Well, i think the Murray sigs look simply divine, and I can't wait to get my hands on one. :P

*sigh* fine!

<action>ratsoufflé goes and gets one of the murray sigs</action>

happy now?

Rat Souffle Rating -200%

It's stuff like the Murray Gold sigs that make me stop posting. See you on Tuesday when I can be bothered to return...

You depress me.

The UK sounds like a pretty crazy place if you're getting chased all the time O__o

You obviously haven't seen the Rhinos yet then have you RV!

It is a crazy place.

Yep, full of shagging, and drugs, and violence, and porn...did I mention shagging?

At least we dont have crazy people with guns on every corner.

Nope, but we do have crazy people with knives around every corner :(; someone got killed literally round the corner from me. I didn't know them but it was still a pretty bad thing to happen. There was a big ====POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS===== across the road and a huge police tent.

It seems everywhere these days something is going wrong, online and in the world.

I had a thought.

What if things going wrong is actually the norm? If that's the case, is it even wrong at all?
(Let's see how many heads I explode.)

Not nearly as much as Murray Gold sigs depress me.
Yes, it's still wrong.

Defeatism.

Why? :confused:

I have a right to complain about anything I see fit, no matter what. I just don't have a right to expect anything to be done about it.