If the DS.com crew were the last people alive?
 

For those of you who have seen Red Dwarf you know that it takes place 6 million years in the future and there is only one Human being alive. So lets take that concept and mess about with it.

Thats right, if the active crew of DS.com suddenly were the last survivors of Humanity. What would we do? :) Simple enough. Danny would be the de-facto leader fo the human race. Ross would be a counsellor, RV would be our comedian. etc. So what would you think become of us if we were all that was left? ;)

Haha, we would be so dysfunctional it would be ridiculous. :P

I'm sure RV would love being the group comedian though. :P

DS.com. The most dysfunctional, disassembled bunch of nerds you have ever seen. ;)

Thier mission: To reninstall Linux and have a wash.

...And create the perfect female.

I would not know where to begin. I don't know how to make the nose for a start ;)

We'd need an artist for starters, like...people.

I'd probably get killed by whatever ELSE is left with us long before I could do anything useful. :P

If by comedian you mean supreme leader, then yes.

Hey, Chris started it!

Well I'm taking over now.

And so from this point I decree that Ross most certainly shouldn't be a councilor. I'd suggest burying him somewhere. If mankind's future is in our hands, we most certainly shouldn't risk Christianity coming back again.

And a few of us eventually to buy Macs.

Would we all be left in our houses? Would we have to assemble somewhere? Would it be like Heroes? I hate heroes. Heroes is very annoying.

Save the HAL, save the world.

We will NOT save HAL. We will build something less likely to rebel. DS.com 9000 ;)

What 9000?!

Perhaps more.

Thats impossible! :D

No it's not...9001 ftw.

It wouldn't be able to. I'd already bring in Arceusism. ;)

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/w/up...0/ArceusDP.png

It...it looks like a...a...a POKÉMON!!!

Yes, yes it is. ;)

NO WAY are we having Pokemon back. :P

Pokemon coming back? I'd say that that was a bit
http://www.geocities.com/tokyo/sprin...images/083.jpg

Well quite. But we have a chance to rebuild the earth =P then mess that up.

Well, we're pretty damn good at the messing it up side of things, no question.

I would have absolutely no use whatsoever, and therefore would only serve as a means of filling up space

Save for trying to instate Arceusism as our religion, that's pretty much all I'd do.

Well we do need faith in something. But i thought we just worshpped Firefox and Linux.

I think you forgot something.

http://images.apple.com/imac/images/...ro20070807.png

What we need is educated opinions based on observable evidence.

Yes. I forgot the blessed holy iMac. I now must whip myself. ;)

RV, coming from you that was quite good :P

Agreed.

Not just the iMac. I just used that as a symbol for all Apple products.

Why? That's what RV's said all along. :P

But it was something serious! :D At least from my point of view ;).

But yes, all must worhsip the blessed Apple computers. :)

Again, not just computers. Software too. :P

Maybe you should design software then ;) that would be so cool and appropriate :)

Another thing we should make sure never comes back is 4chan.

I do it for school. But I'm talking about Apple's software. It pwns all. :P

Agreed. :P

If you even dare to consider iTunes in that statement, I'm coming over there to put something in a vice before attacking it with a chisel. Seriously.

How can you put software in a chisel. You got a program designed for that? :P

I was more referring to Mac OS X and Logic, but sure, I'll dare to consider iTunes in that statement. :P

Pardon my pig headed ignorance, but i always see this referenced alot and have no idea what it is... what is this 4Chan of which you often speak?

An image board, famous for its no man's land known as "/b/". It has many other boards, porn included.
If you've never been to 4chan, you are one of the lucky ones.