POWERTHIRST
 

I'm going to send Danny a big crate of Powerthirst.

Because that is the most masculine thing ever and I really care about being masculine a lot IRL.

He'll have babies, so many babies. 400 babies.

And they'll run like KENYANS!

People who see them running will think they're KENYANS because they run like KENYANS and they'll race against KENYANS and it'll be a draw and they'll all get deported back to KENYA!

He'll be GOOD AT SPORTS!

Science! Energy! Science! Energy-

SPORTS, you'll be good at them.

POWERTHIRST! It's like crystal meth in a can. It's crystal meth in a can. It's crystal meth.

POWERTHIRST IS CRYSTAL METH!!!!!

May contain Anna Kournikova.

Fun fact: Spell checker wants to correct Kournikova to 'Kalashnikov'.

Awesome. Mine too. :P

Danny, are you wise to what me Jez and RV are talking about?

Are you wise to Powerthirst?

POWERWISE!

THINKING, YOU'LL BE GOOD AT IT!

Nah, the most manly thing to be done is go to the toilet and have Eye of the Tiger play ;)

Drinking Powerthirst makes you shit ABNORMAL AMOUNTS OF BODILY FLUIDS!

Yes, I'm aware of Powerthirst.

Because I bought you a big crate for your Birthday.

I wonder if i should get Danny a remote control Dalek.

Give your Dalek powerthirst and it'll shoot ENERGY DEATH RAYS!

I'd be extremely suprised if he doesn't have one already. ;)

It already shoots energy death rays, but thanks.

I got one on my first trip to England back in 2006.

Sure, but does it shoot SUPER ENERGY DEATH RAYS?

Very probably. Danny probably modded it to increase the Energy Death Ray voltage to about 9,001.

Yes, it does.

Okay then. Give your 1960's style Dalek Powerthirst and it'll shoot EVEN BETTER energy death rays that DON'T LOOK LIKE A BALLOON QUICKLY INFLATING AND DEFLATING REPEATEDLY!

9,001 sucks, it should be 10,000 or more by now ;) you know how fast these things upgrade these days ;)