Bride and Bride
 

Yes, I am happy to announce that, owing to a bizzare MSN convo, me and Jez are now married. That means that any PM he recieves I will also read, and he is only allowed to post when I don't know about it.,

You didn't even invite me to the wedding? ;_;

I'm not buying you any wedding presents.

We just wanted a quiet do in the bahamas.

Do?

Like on the discovery channel?

Doggy style? So you can both watch X Files?

Awww, i wanted to be best man. ;)

Of course, you and Jez are now figurerheads for Gay rights. Ds.com welcomes all people form all walks fo life, we just hope you have a good time ;)

Chuck and Larry ftw,

I am happy to announce that Ronnie is pregnant with our baby.

Yes Jez, but in return, tonight I get anal. You understand? No matter how clean the house is you still have to clean it even more.

We'll just move to a new house. :)

And Ronn will mess it up more.

This makes such great sitcom Material ya know? :P

Bride and Bride: A DS.com production

A ball bashingly funny sitcom about two married men as they struggle to serve as figureheads for homsexuals, hold down regular jobs, and try to keep the house clean once a week.


Starring:
Ronnie Rowlands
Jez

Guest starring:
Danny Stewart
Chris Britton
Ross Hendrie
Ben Dawson
RV
Superkid11
Rat Souffle

Created by - Ronnie Rowlands and Jez
Executive producer - Danny Stewart
Stories by - Chris Britton

Yes, there should be bed scenes set at about 9:30 with the TV on quietly in the background, a lamp on the bedside with a flowery quilt and wallpaper, with Jez reading a Catherine Cookson novel and me knitting a scarf and sipping brandy, while asking him if he thinks we are too hard on the children.

Unfortunately I ate your kids.

... well, some of them anyway. I dunno who got the rest.

Science.

It's for a good cause.

We have to make sure the science gets done.

Our kids are awesome at science and maths, and my favourite son is good with computers too.

Hehe. Undergroung labs ftw

So we can make some neat guns.

Babies make good guns without any mods.

Seriously, just load them up with food, aim their butts at your enemy and it should at least shoot gas. You can aim the mouth too if you don't burp it.

For the people who are still alive.

Took my son to dual pistol training today. Unfortunately, the instructor got his name wrong....That's my boy!

Who will soon be dead :P

You do have to understand however that the children of whom Jez speaks are from a previous relationship of his. I wish to have nothing to do with any brat.

Untill you have one of your own ;)

Actually, my son doesn't like his new step-parent. Infact, he wants it dead.

Why is it an it?

You really don't want to know.....however, it's a shemale. ;)

;) Is it Cartmans mom? ;)