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Well, Tom went through with it. Here are the results if anyone is interested. I don't recommend that anyone try this at home.

Tom Mason (17:03:20): anyway, here we go
Danny Stewart (17:03:31): Alright man, I wish you the best of luck.
Tom Mason (17:04:01): i think the first scene is a candid filming of tennant first reading the script
Tom Mason (17:04:04): "WHAT!?! WHAT!?"
Danny Stewart (17:04:08): rofl
Tom Mason (17:04:17): wtf why does the doctor have a magic handle
Tom Mason (17:04:26): "oh i know, maybe the fucking titanic will crash into the tardis"
Tom Mason (17:04:39): "i better have this handle connected to the giant crane on the outside of the TARDIS to move it"
Danny Stewart (17:04:42): rofl
Danny Stewart (17:04:53): Let me know how many minutes and seconds in you are so I can follow along.
Tom Mason (17:05:01): its paused at 1:36
Tom Mason (17:05:09): the freezeframe is some random chairs
Tom Mason (17:05:12): i believe they are leather
Danny Stewart (17:05:14): Haha, I'm there.
Tom Mason (17:05:20): ok go
Danny Stewart (17:05:30): Alright, this'll be awesome.
Tom Mason (17:05:41): now im at 1:56:P
Tom Mason (17:05:46): just to check youre keeping up
Danny Stewart (17:05:50): Yup, we're in sync.
Danny Stewart (17:05:52): Murray's new theme.
Danny Stewart (17:05:53): Hooray.
Tom Mason (17:05:54): oh god
Danny Stewart (17:05:55): Insert enthusiasm.
Tom Mason (17:06:05): why does the doctor go "riiight"
Tom Mason (17:06:11): as if the situation somehow makes more sense now
Tom Mason (17:06:21): in fact it makes less, i mean, why the fuck is the titanic in space
Danny Stewart (17:06:32): rofl
Tom Mason (17:06:42): cue the worst music in the whole episode
Tom Mason (17:06:55): it sounds like music from the shopping section of the sims
Danny Stewart (17:07:04): rofl it does.
Tom Mason (17:07:21): why did the doctor not just use that guys ears to slow re entry?
Danny Stewart (17:07:36): rofl
Tom Mason (17:07:58): MAAAX
Danny Stewart (17:08:03): The best!
Danny Stewart (17:08:07): MY NAME IS MAX
Tom Mason (17:08:09): lmao that was perfect sync
Tom Mason (17:08:23): My name is Max, I am here to help with your Windows Live Hotmail issue.
Tom Mason (17:08:48): this scene is a waste of film
Danny Stewart (17:08:59): It is.
Danny Stewart (17:08:59): rfl
Danny Stewart (17:09:01): rofl*
Danny Stewart (17:09:06): Windows Live Hotmail!
Tom Mason (17:09:16): dude that was brilliant
Tom Mason (17:09:23): dude
Tom Mason (17:09:30): how do they experience primitive cultures from up there
Tom Mason (17:09:39): its like me flying over paris and saying i went to the fucking lourve
Danny Stewart (17:09:45): rofl
Tom Mason (17:09:53): headbanging robot!
Tom Mason (17:09:57): its like the Max remix
Danny Stewart (17:10:01): Hahaha.
Tom Mason (17:10:37): DUN DUN DUN
Danny Stewart (17:10:37): Yeah it looks like it.
Danny Stewart (17:10:38): lol
Tom Mason (17:11:36): AWW BLESS POOR KYLIE
Danny Stewart (17:11:40): lol
Danny Stewart (17:11:57): TEEMING WITH LIFE
Tom Mason (17:11:59): "Thank you for contacting the Windows Live ID technical support; my name is Max, and I will be assisting you with your issue around your account being compromised. "
Danny Stewart (17:12:03): rofl
Tom Mason (17:12:27): No!
Tom Mason (17:12:31): NOOOOOOOO
Tom Mason (17:13:34): har de fucking har
Danny Stewart (17:13:39): Hahaha.
Danny Stewart (17:13:40): Ultimate fail.
Danny Stewart (17:13:51): SO MANY WINGS
Danny Stewart (17:13:52): SO MUCH RTD
Tom Mason (17:14:00): LOLRTDISOBESE
Danny Stewart (17:14:14): lulz
Tom Mason (17:14:15): cue star wars wipe
Tom Mason (17:14:29): power diverted to this suspicious shape
Danny Stewart (17:14:30): Aches and pains from the lousy writing.
Danny Stewart (17:14:31): lol
Tom Mason (17:14:35): lol
Danny Stewart (17:14:45): BULLET ASTEROIDS
Tom Mason (17:14:47): rofl
Tom Mason (17:14:55): WELL GEE
Tom Mason (17:14:59): THANKS FOR THE FUCKING DRINK
Danny Stewart (17:15:37): THATZ BARBARIC MAN
Tom Mason (17:15:45): THATZ FUNNY
Danny Stewart (17:15:51): BANNAKEFFALATTA
Danny Stewart (17:15:53): MY NAMESAKE
Danny Stewart (17:16:04): When I order pizza they always think I'm Banny.
Danny Stewart (17:16:08): So I say it's short for Bannakaffalatta.
Tom Mason (17:16:11): rofl
Tom Mason (17:16:21): EARTH CURRENCY
Danny Stewart (17:16:46): CONCRETE
Danny Stewart (17:16:47): AND SHOPS
Danny Stewart (17:16:48): ALIEN SHOPS
Danny Stewart (17:16:50): REAL ALIEN SHOPS
Tom Mason (17:16:54): AND BAD WRITING
Danny Stewart (17:16:55): I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF THOSE FAKE ALIEN SHOPS
Tom Mason (17:17:04): BUT DUDE I LOVE A LITTLE SHOP
Danny Stewart (17:17:17): OMFG DONNA'S GRANDAD
Tom Mason (17:17:24): hes so funneee
Danny Stewart (17:17:46): Thanks for reminding us of all this, man. My Christmas was going so well too.
Danny Stewart (17:17:57): UNTIL I THOUGHT OF THAT FUCKING CHRISTMAS STAR DRAINING THE FUCKING THAMES
Tom Mason (17:18:02): it was going so well til i sat down to watch voyage of the damned
Tom Mason (17:18:21): last year they drained the thames, this year they get kylie fucking minogue
Danny Stewart (17:18:31): I don't know which hurts the population of the Earth more.
Tom Mason (17:18:36): i think thats william shatner
Tom Mason (17:18:44): A...POWER.....FLUCTUATION
Danny Stewart (17:19:02): IN...THE... ENGINES AND WE... NEED MORE... DILITHIUM... CRYSTALS... SPOCK
Tom Mason (17:19:19): DELIA...DERBYSHIRE.....NOT ENOUGH...BASH...BOOM....WALLOP
Danny Stewart (17:19:25): OMFG MURRAY
Danny Stewart (17:19:27): MURRAY
Danny Stewart (17:19:27): RAWR
Tom Mason (17:19:38): I OUGHT TO THROW YOU TO THE WHALE
Danny Stewart (17:19:50): I'll be around.
Danny Stewart (17:19:54): Chilling with my buddies Muzz and Max.
Tom Mason (17:20:00): MY NAME IS MAAX
Danny Stewart (17:20:09): Dude you know Murray Gold and Max Capricorn hang out all the time.
Tom Mason (17:20:16): no i dont
Tom Mason (17:20:17): in fact
Danny Stewart (17:20:17): In fact I think Max Capricorn might be Murray Gold.
Tom Mason (17:20:21): ive never seen them in the same room
Tom Mason (17:20:22): DUDE
Tom Mason (17:20:25): THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
Danny Stewart (17:20:28): OMFG
Tom Mason (17:20:29): WE MIGHT BE ONTO SOMETHING
Danny Stewart (17:20:49): I THINK WE'VE GOT HIM
Tom Mason (17:20:57): NO HELP STOP GOVERNMENT OPRESSION
Danny Stewart (17:21:02): rofl
Danny Stewart (17:21:04): OLD MEN
Danny Stewart (17:21:05): NOT BOYS
Danny Stewart (17:21:16): OMFG MURRAY MURRAY YOU JUST KEEP DANCING MAN
Tom Mason (17:21:19): NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN BITCH
Danny Stewart (17:21:20): DON'T LET DT CRAMP YOUR STYLE
Tom Mason (17:21:31): HE JUST GOES AND GOES
Tom Mason (17:21:37): LOOK HES STILL GOIN
Danny Stewart (17:21:37): LIKE THE ENERGIZER FUCKING BUNNY
Danny Stewart (17:21:39): rofl
Tom Mason (17:21:49): HES DANCING WHEN THERES NO MUSIC
Danny Stewart (17:21:57): He dances all the time man.
Tom Mason (17:22:00): HE DANCES WHEN THE CAMERA IS NO LONGER ON HIM
Danny Stewart (17:22:02): You just can't stop Murray.
Danny Stewart (17:22:06): He's UNSTOPPABLE.
Danny Stewart (17:22:11): OH SHIT
Tom Mason (17:22:14): can't stop the murray goldster
Danny Stewart (17:22:17): WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
Tom Mason (17:22:23): well at least they speak frankly
Tom Mason (17:22:31): though it is the best review of an RTD episode ever
Danny Stewart (17:22:34): THE SHIELDS ARE DOWN
Danny Stewart (17:22:37): lol
Tom Mason (17:22:42): OMG MAN
Tom Mason (17:22:49): I CANT BELIEVE HE SHOT ME MAN
Tom Mason (17:23:03): MAAAX
Tom Mason (17:23:22): da da dum
Tom Mason (17:23:24): da da dum dum
Danny Stewart (17:23:31): OMFG FIIIIIIIIIIIRE
Danny Stewart (17:23:33): FIRE AND BRIMSTONE
Tom Mason (17:23:34): LOL MURRAY JUST GOT ROASTED
Tom Mason (17:23:46): AND HE WAS STILL DANCIN
Tom Mason (17:24:15): aaaah
Danny Stewart (17:24:20): OMFG EXTREME DT CLOSEUP
Tom Mason (17:24:24): most pathetic "aaH" ever
Danny Stewart (17:24:30): SHHHHHHHH
Tom Mason (17:24:32): aaah.
Danny Stewart (17:24:33): FINGER IN AIR BITCHES
Tom Mason (17:24:45): no no it isnt stopping david
Tom Mason (17:24:48): theres almost an hour left
Danny Stewart (17:25:02): rofl
Danny Stewart (17:25:05): MAX
Danny Stewart (17:25:06): MAAAAAAAAAAX
Tom Mason (17:25:07): MAX
Tom Mason (17:25:09): MAAAX
Danny Stewart (17:25:12): haha
Tom Mason (17:25:20): lol he called them ladies
Danny Stewart (17:25:25): I'm sure MAX CAPRICORN will personally reimburse you.
Tom Mason (17:25:34): WITH HIS ENORMOUS COCK
Danny Stewart (17:25:34): Because he's RICH and BIGGER FASTER AND BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU.
Tom Mason (17:25:36): AND I SHOULD KNOW
Danny Stewart (17:25:36): ROFL
Danny Stewart (17:25:39): OMFG
Tom Mason (17:25:52): see, now thats a "DAAAAAAAAH!"
Tom Mason (17:26:27): BUT BUT BUT
Tom Mason (17:26:31): THE STEWARD JUST DIED
Tom Mason (17:26:41): i see....
Tom Mason (17:26:43): one dead
Danny Stewart (17:27:08): It's a bit small and distant.
Danny Stewart (17:27:11): Nothing like Max Capricorn's cock.
Tom Mason (17:27:15): LIKE HIS ENORMOUS COCK
Danny Stewart (17:27:17): rofl
Tom Mason (17:27:18): oh
Tom Mason (17:27:33): dude id love for the TARDIS to land on Keff in that scene
Tom Mason (17:27:39): that should be a DVD bonus feature
Danny Stewart (17:27:40): rofl that would make VotD good.
Danny Stewart (17:27:45): TO KILL
Danny Stewart (17:27:46): YOU
Danny Stewart (17:27:47): AND KEFF
Tom Mason (17:27:49): SEX SEX SEX
Tom Mason (17:28:00): aawwww stop it
Danny Stewart (17:28:00): rofl
Tom Mason (17:28:02): you guys!
Danny Stewart (17:28:12): AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H HELLO SAILOR
Tom Mason (17:28:18): nice random H
Danny Stewart (17:28:33): ALRIGHT JUST STAY CALM MIDSHIPMAN FRAME
Tom Mason (17:28:35): it looks like he pulled the metal thing on top of him
Danny Stewart (17:28:41): More like FRAMED FOR HIJACKING
Tom Mason (17:28:46): rofl
Tom Mason (17:29:06): no im not hurt, the grunting is just getting fucked by MAXS' GIANT COCK
Danny Stewart (17:29:07): OMFG IT'S GONNA WIPE OUT LIFE ON EARTH
Danny Stewart (17:29:11): I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING
Danny Stewart (17:29:11): AT ALL
Tom Mason (17:29:19): YOU SAW MAX'S GIANT COCK COMING
Tom Mason (17:29:21): YOU CANT MISS IT
Tom Mason (17:29:39): yeah man, youre going to die, ive already seen tis
Tom Mason (17:29:42): *this
Danny Stewart (17:29:50): WHO THE HELL ARE YOU MAN
Danny Stewart (17:29:52): I'm your MOTHER
Tom Mason (17:29:58): I....AM YOUR FATHER
Danny Stewart (17:30:10): ROFL I LAUGHED OVER THE "NINE HUNDRED" SO IT SOUNDED LIKE HE SAID "I'M THREE YEARS OLD"
Tom Mason (17:30:18): lmao
Tom Mason (17:30:31): wow that effects shot was SHIT
Danny Stewart (17:30:34): rofl
Tom Mason (17:30:35): YEAH THE MILL
Danny Stewart (17:30:37): It was.
Tom Mason (17:30:38): IM TALKING TO YOU
Danny Stewart (17:30:43): I seriously think the Mill tries less on RTD scripts.
Tom Mason (17:30:48): lol
Danny Stewart (17:31:07): God I hate that line.
Danny Stewart (17:31:14): "My Christmases are always like this."
Tom Mason (17:31:18): MY CHRISTMASES ARE ALWAYS LIKE THIS
Tom Mason (17:31:22): LOL METAREFERENC
Danny Stewart (17:31:22): THEY'RE NOT CHRISTMASES FOR YOU AND THEY SHOULDN'T ALWAYS BE LIKE THIS
Danny Stewart (17:31:26): DIAF RTD
Danny Stewart (17:31:28): D
Danny Stewart (17:31:29): I
Danny Stewart (17:31:29): A
Danny Stewart (17:31:30): F
Tom Mason (17:31:37): AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AT HOME
Danny Stewart (17:31:40): NO BANNAKAFFALATTA
Tom Mason (17:31:47): a shoutout to Banny there
Tom Mason (17:31:55): you know what couldnt get through that gap?
Danny Stewart (17:31:57): WHO HAS THE BIGGER COCK, BANNAKAFFALATTA OR MAX CAPRICORN?
Danny Stewart (17:32:02): rofl
Danny Stewart (17:32:04): Max Capricorn's cock.
Tom Mason (17:32:07): YEAAAA
Danny Stewart (17:32:12): I saw that coming.
Danny Stewart (17:32:14): Just like Max's cock.
Tom Mason (17:32:17): ;)
Tom Mason (17:32:25): dude im on my 3rd highball glass of gin
Tom Mason (17:32:33): ive got a light head but this episode still sucks
Danny Stewart (17:32:38): rofl
Tom Mason (17:32:42): i feel sorry for you watching this without the influence of alcohol
Danny Stewart (17:32:50): rofl, me too.
Tom Mason (17:33:06): i think the amount of alcohol needed to enjoy VotD is ∞
Danny Stewart (17:33:21): rofl
Tom Mason (17:33:24): WE HAVE NO MONEY HAHAAHHA WE'RE FAT DID I MENTION THAT
Tom Mason (17:33:42): MOVING
Danny Stewart (17:33:46): CAN'T SAY
Tom Mason (17:33:47): JUST LIKE MAX CAPRICORNS COCK
Danny Stewart (17:33:49): rofl
Tom Mason (17:33:56): poor banny :(
Tom Mason (17:34:01): CYBOOORG
Tom Mason (17:34:03): DESTROY
Tom Mason (17:34:05): DESTROY
Danny Stewart (17:34:08): BANNAKAFFALATTA _PIZZA_
Tom Mason (17:34:11): rofl
Tom Mason (17:34:21): LOL SHOEHORNED GAY REFERENCE
Danny Stewart (17:34:30): OMFG NICE USE OF THE GAY AGENDA THERE RTD
Danny Stewart (17:34:39): GOD THIS PHYSICALLY HURTS
Danny Stewart (17:34:44): Like Max Capricorn's cock.
Tom Mason (17:35:01): rofl
Tom Mason (17:35:06): I SEE YOU
Danny Stewart (17:35:11): I'M WATCHING YOPU
Tom Mason (17:35:13): WITH YOUR GENTS TOILET SIGNS
Danny Stewart (17:35:13): ROFL
Danny Stewart (17:35:14): YOPU
Tom Mason (17:35:22): lol
Danny Stewart (17:35:24): OMFG THEY'RE HERE TO SAVE US
Danny Stewart (17:35:28): THAT IS BRILLIANT
Danny Stewart (17:35:30): MUCH LIKE THIS SCRIPT
Tom Mason (17:35:39): I DETECT SARCASM
Danny Stewart (17:35:47): WELL YOUR DETECTOR MUST BE BROKEN
Tom Mason (17:35:51): AAAAAH
Danny Stewart (17:35:51): BECAUSE THIS SCRIPT _IS_ BRILLIANT
Danny Stewart (17:35:57): OMFG NOOOOOOOO KITCHEN 5
Tom Mason (17:36:04): dude im sure half of the lines in this script are "AAAAH!"
Danny Stewart (17:36:07): rofl
Tom Mason (17:36:11): KILL
Tom Mason (17:36:12): KILL
Tom Mason (17:36:13): KILL
Danny Stewart (17:36:14): KILL
Danny Stewart (17:36:15): KILL
Danny Stewart (17:36:16): KILL
Danny Stewart (17:36:17): SEX
Tom Mason (17:36:17): KILL
Danny Stewart (17:36:18): SEX
Danny Stewart (17:36:18): SEX
Danny Stewart (17:36:19): SEX
Tom Mason (17:36:22): yes plz
Tom Mason (17:36:27): KILL
Danny Stewart (17:36:30): SEX
Tom Mason (17:36:32): KILL
Danny Stewart (17:36:33): SEX
Danny Stewart (17:36:39): I'M JUST GOING TO LEAVE CAPS LOCK ON NOW
Danny Stewart (17:36:40): SEX
Danny Stewart (17:36:41): SEX
Danny Stewart (17:36:41): SEX
Tom Mason (17:36:43): KARATE CHOP
Danny Stewart (17:36:50): THE GENTLE ART OF FISTICUFFS
Tom Mason (17:36:54): Go wimpasss shot boy go
Danny Stewart (17:36:56): COME ON
Danny Stewart (17:36:57): YOU CAN DO IT
Danny Stewart (17:37:02): SAYS THE LATEST VICTIM OF MAX CAPRICORN'S GIRTH
Tom Mason (17:37:06): lmfao
Tom Mason (17:37:18): i knew this was going to turn into a MCC reference
Danny Stewart (17:37:18): THAT'S IT DOCTOR
Danny Stewart (17:37:19): WORK THAT ASS
Danny Stewart (17:37:21): ROFL
Danny Stewart (17:37:31): WHAT THE FUCK
Tom Mason (17:37:34): I CANT HOLD IT
Danny Stewart (17:37:36): ROFL
Tom Mason (17:37:39): LIKE MAX CAPRICORNS COCK
Tom Mason (17:37:47): AAAH!
Danny Stewart (17:37:51): Soon these sentences aren't even going to need to be finished anymore.
Danny Stewart (17:37:55): "Look! Food!"
Tom Mason (17:37:56): lmao
Danny Stewart (17:37:58): See? No completion needed.
Tom Mason (17:38:16): most patient enemies ever
Danny Stewart (17:38:27): Unlike Max Capricorn's companions.
Tom Mason (17:38:32): CUE MURRAYS HORN HEROIC MUSIC
Tom Mason (17:38:37): LOL
Tom Mason (17:38:40): MURRAYS HORN
Danny Stewart (17:38:42): rofl
Danny Stewart (17:38:55): Dude holy shit, if Murray and Max are the same person, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ABOUT MURRAY'S COCK?
Tom Mason (17:39:05): that black box is the relative size of max capricorns cock
Danny Stewart (17:39:19): WHOOP DEE FUCKING DO
Tom Mason (17:39:25): MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS
Danny Stewart (17:39:27): LET'S CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS ABOUT WHICH WE KNOW NOTHING
Tom Mason (17:39:33): "Whats Christmas about?"
Tom Mason (17:39:37): wtf is this, charlie brown?
Danny Stewart (17:39:38): MAX CAPRICORN AND HIS COCK
Danny Stewart (17:39:39): rofl
Danny Stewart (17:40:02): WHY THE FUCK IS A UNIVERSITY DOUBLING AS A DRY CLEANERS?
Danny Stewart (17:40:06): THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE
Tom Mason (17:40:07): lmfao
Danny Stewart (17:40:07): WHAT THE FUCK
Danny Stewart (17:40:18): IT MIGHT AS WELL BE "UNIVERSITY AND MAX CAPRICORN COCK POLISHERS."
Tom Mason (17:40:21): Mr Coppers' Haberdashery and Hitman Service
Tom Mason (17:40:29): rofl cock polisher
Tom Mason (17:40:53): SPACE LANE FRAUD
Tom Mason (17:40:56): WTF IS THAT
Tom Mason (17:41:10): YEAH YOU WONT LIVE 10 YEARS IN THE SHOWERS
Tom Mason (17:41:11): BITCH
Danny Stewart (17:41:16): rofl I think Max Capricorn's cock was all RTD was thinking about while he was writing this script.
Danny Stewart (17:41:23): Also known as Murray Gold's cock.
Danny Stewart (17:41:29): This episode was RTD's way of trying to get into Murray's pants.
Tom Mason (17:41:30): we can use max capricorns cock to cross this chasm1
Tom Mason (17:41:33): rofl
Tom Mason (17:41:46): lmfao
Tom Mason (17:41:50): only good scene ever
Tom Mason (17:42:05): YOU PROMISED ME
Tom Mason (17:42:11): YOU PROMISED THIS EPISODE WOULD BE GOOD
Danny Stewart (17:42:53): YOU LIED TO ME
Danny Stewart (17:42:56): THE BULLETS DON'T WORK
Tom Mason (17:43:01): the goggles
Danny Stewart (17:43:02): I'M TRYING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF
Tom Mason (17:43:04): zey do noooothing
Tom Mason (17:43:15): BANNATHINGY SMALL
Tom Mason (17:43:19): MAX CAPRICORN HUGE
Tom Mason (17:43:21): IN THE PANTS
Danny Stewart (17:43:26): ROFL
Tom Mason (17:43:42): hes dead lol
Danny Stewart (17:43:46): rofl
Danny Stewart (17:43:53): OMFG DOCTOR'S THEME
Danny Stewart (17:43:55): JUST WHAT WE NEEDED
Tom Mason (17:43:58): and so they SLOWLY SHAMBLE ACROSS
Tom Mason (17:44:06): thanks for helping the mood muzz
Danny Stewart (17:44:09): I think RTD and Murray are secretly courting each other but neither realizes the other wants it.
Tom Mason (17:44:15): theyre not courting
Tom Mason (17:44:21): theyre fucking each other in RTDs office
Danny Stewart (17:44:23): rofl
Tom Mason (17:44:29): or possibly jacks office on the torchwood hub set
Tom Mason (17:44:40): KEEP COMING
Danny Stewart (17:44:42): Hahaha, Jack and Ianto is a subtle metaphor for RTD and Murray.
Danny Stewart (17:44:43): rofl
Danny Stewart (17:44:45): Oh shit.
Tom Mason (17:44:49): i think that slipped in when they were doing it
Danny Stewart (17:44:51): rofl
Tom Mason (17:45:06): i think Jack is Muzz
Tom Mason (17:45:18): ARM YOURSELF WITH IDENTICAL PIPES
Danny Stewart (17:45:21): rofl
Danny Stewart (17:45:33): AH THE CONVENIENCE OF A FALLING BRIDGE ABOVE A CHASM
Tom Mason (17:45:35): lol slow reaction
Danny Stewart (17:45:35): "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
Danny Stewart (17:45:37): "I CAN'T!"
Danny Stewart (17:45:41): rofl
Danny Stewart (17:45:44): Sentence need not be completed.
Tom Mason (17:45:47): BANNATHINGY RUB
Danny Stewart (17:45:49): rofl
Tom Mason (17:45:56): CYBOOOOORG
Tom Mason (17:46:15): 4 glasses and i still have no idea what is going on
Danny Stewart (17:46:19): OH NOES BANNAKEFFALATTA I LOVE YOU
Danny Stewart (17:46:20): rofl
Tom Mason (17:46:25): DID GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Tom Mason (17:46:34): HAPPY AND SEXUALLY SATISFIED
Danny Stewart (17:46:43): Wait, if you're a fucking machine, how the fuck did you survive your own fucking EMP?
Tom Mason (17:46:53): dude he just DIED
Danny Stewart (17:47:03): Yeah but only because he "ran out of power."
Tom Mason (17:47:09): STUPID RTD
Danny Stewart (17:47:09): The EMP fries electronics immediately.
Danny Stewart (17:47:17): Not this whole "BANNAKAFFALATTA HAPPY" shit.
Tom Mason (17:47:18): THEY GAVE ME A BED FOR THE NIGHT
Tom Mason (17:47:22): IN EXCHANGE FOR SEX
Danny Stewart (17:47:24): rofl
Danny Stewart (17:47:33): SECURITY PROTOCOL 23489734895372495834789573485234587629384578234758 92374967239488953487528935798237459831452346130456 1340561345
Tom Mason (17:47:41): 65
Danny Stewart (17:47:51): No, RTD wrote it, so I think it's more likely to be 69.
Tom Mason (17:47:58): STATE REQUEST GOOD?! THATS NOT A REQUEST
Tom Mason (17:48:01): lol 69
Tom Mason (17:48:13): THE PLAN TO KILL KEFF
Danny Stewart (17:48:23): NO DON'T SACRIFICE YOURSELF
Danny Stewart (17:48:25): OH WAIT PLEASE DO
Tom Mason (17:48:30): PLEASE, DIE
Tom Mason (17:48:42): DIE POINTLESS CHARACTERS TO WHICH I HAVE NO EMOTIONAL ATTATCHMENT
Danny Stewart (17:48:49): NO MORE
Tom Mason (17:48:51): DOCTORS THEME
Danny Stewart (17:48:52): NOW DT IS PISSED MAN
Tom Mason (17:48:54): THANKS MURRAY
Danny Stewart (17:49:06): rofl, there should be a DW drinking game. Take a shot every time Murray reuses music.
Tom Mason (17:49:11): dude
Danny Stewart (17:49:13): You'd run out of alcohol half way through any given episode.
Tom Mason (17:49:13): im doing it already
Danny Stewart (17:49:15): rofl
Tom Mason (17:49:19): im already out
Tom Mason (17:49:26): that bottle was full before VOTD
Danny Stewart (17:49:33): rofl did you see what the Doctor was holding?
Danny Stewart (17:49:37): It was Max Capricorn's cock.
Tom Mason (17:49:42): MAX CAPRICORNS COCK
Tom Mason (17:49:45): YEEAAA
Danny Stewart (17:49:52): UNEMPLOYED
Tom Mason (17:50:03): I WAS MAX CAPRICORNS LEFT TESTICLE
Danny Stewart (17:50:04): I'M DONE BEING MAX'S BITCH
Danny Stewart (17:50:04): rofl
Danny Stewart (17:50:15): CAN I COME WITH YOU
Danny Stewart (17:50:18): THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY
Tom Mason (17:50:20): DENIED, BITCH
Danny Stewart (17:50:39): WAY TO LET YOUR VOICE CRACK SO MUCH BITCH
Tom Mason (17:50:40): I CANT TURN THIS WHEEL POINTLESSLY ANY MORE
Danny Stewart (17:50:42): MAX'S COCK
Danny Stewart (17:50:51): Now Kylie's holding it.
Tom Mason (17:50:53): IM SURE THAT FITS IN SOMEWHERE
Tom Mason (17:50:58): lol fits in
Danny Stewart (17:51:00): rofl
Tom Mason (17:51:01): i kill me
Tom Mason (17:51:07): ewwww
Danny Stewart (17:51:08): rofl she's still holding it during the kiss.
Tom Mason (17:51:15): DOCTORS THEME
Tom Mason (17:51:22): OH
Tom Mason (17:51:27): SO HE GOES BACK ACROSS
Danny Stewart (17:51:28): ROFL AT MURRAY'S MUSIC
Tom Mason (17:51:29): IN FIVE SECONDS
Tom Mason (17:51:34): its kefftastic
Tom Mason (17:51:44): saved by the cock
Danny Stewart (17:51:44): rofl Max Capricorn's cock kills robots.
Danny Stewart (17:51:50): rofl
Tom Mason (17:51:55): DIEEEE
Tom Mason (17:52:16): NOOOOOOOOOOO
Danny Stewart (17:52:45): IS MAX CAPRICORN'S COCK
Tom Mason (17:52:48): IS MAXS COCK
Tom Mason (17:52:51): YEAAAAAAAAAAA
Danny Stewart (17:53:09): SAVED BY THE COCK AGAIN
Tom Mason (17:53:16): i think thats an orgasm metaphor
Danny Stewart (17:53:17): rofl
Danny Stewart (17:53:20): I think so too.
Tom Mason (17:53:26): "it needs to recharge!"
Danny Stewart (17:53:31): THE ROBOTS CAN'T STAND ALL THIS EJACULATION
Danny Stewart (17:53:36): rofl Mr Copper has the cock now.
Tom Mason (17:53:45): the robots are those damn christians and their uppityness
Danny Stewart (17:53:48): rofl
Danny Stewart (17:53:56): "I'm telling you no."
Danny Stewart (17:54:00): That's not something Max Capricorn often hears.
Tom Mason (17:54:10): lmao
Danny Stewart (17:54:11): "Mr Frame, this is for MAX CAPRICORN'S COCK. I CAN'T JUST LEAVE IT!"
Tom Mason (17:54:13): HES GONE DOWN
Tom Mason (17:54:15): ON HIS OWN
Tom Mason (17:54:20): ITS TOO BIG HE NEEDS HELP
Tom Mason (17:54:36): cue sequel
Danny Stewart (17:54:55): HOST WITH THE MOST
Danny Stewart (17:54:58): THAT MUST BE MAX
Tom Mason (17:55:06): COCK THATS SO BIG IT NEEDS A LOCK
Tom Mason (17:55:12): FOR SECURITY YOU SEE
Tom Mason (17:55:19): OR AN ERECTION
Danny Stewart (17:55:24): MY NAME IS COCK
Danny Stewart (17:55:25): I MEAN MAX
Danny Stewart (17:55:29): BUT THEY'RE SYNONYMOUS
Tom Mason (17:55:34): IT REALLY DOES THAT?
Danny Stewart (17:55:37): rofl
Danny Stewart (17:55:46): Like "OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HAVE A GINORMOUS COCK"
Tom Mason (17:55:50): lmao
Danny Stewart (17:55:52): Or even "HOW TO GET A HEAD IN BUSINESS"
Tom Mason (17:55:59): cross out A
Tom Mason (17:56:02): GET HEAD
Tom Mason (17:56:04): IN BUSINESS
Danny Stewart (17:56:04): rofl
Tom Mason (17:56:12): A LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEM
Tom Mason (17:56:18): ALL MY BLOOD IS DIVERTED TO MY COCK
Danny Stewart (17:56:21): rofl
Danny Stewart (17:56:33): I need three times as much blood as a normal human just to sustain my cock when it's flaccid.
Tom Mason (17:56:42): the titanic is still in orbit because maxs' cock is the greater center of gravity
Danny Stewart (17:56:46): rofl
Danny Stewart (17:57:00): OH YES
Danny Stewart (17:57:00): NO
Danny Stewart (17:57:01): YES
Danny Stewart (17:57:04): Sounds familiar.
Tom Mason (17:57:09): cue toshikos theme from torchwood
Danny Stewart (17:57:17): He may not have a back but he has a COCK.
Danny Stewart (17:57:23): And his COCK has a back.
Tom Mason (17:57:24): on his FRONT
Danny Stewart (17:57:25): rofl
Danny Stewart (17:57:32): His cock is a sentient life form.
Danny Stewart (17:57:37): rofl look at his face.
Tom Mason (17:57:50): Max Capricorns cock, as seen in Torchwood episode "Meat"
Danny Stewart (17:57:54): Waiting to retrieve my cock from the ruins!
Danny Stewart (17:57:55): rofl
Tom Mason (17:57:58): lmao
Danny Stewart (17:58:04): MET...LE
Danny Stewart (17:58:05): rofl
Tom Mason (17:58:06): WHERE THE LADIES ARE FOND OF HUGE COCKS
Danny Stewart (17:58:09): rofl
Danny Stewart (17:58:16): BECAUSE MAX CAPRICORN HAS A HUGE COCK
Danny Stewart (17:58:25): ALL I NEED TO DO IS CUT OFF MY PENIS
Tom Mason (17:58:25): 6 billion square meters of cock
Danny Stewart (17:58:27): rofl
Tom Mason (17:58:38): MAXS COCK CLOSING
Danny Stewart (17:58:44): rofl you would need a chainsaw and a dozen people to cut off Max's cock.
Tom Mason (17:58:53): and several months
Tom Mason (17:59:06): MY COCK IS AMPUTATED
Danny Stewart (17:59:13): KILL HIM
Danny Stewart (17:59:15): TAKE OUT MY COCK
Danny Stewart (17:59:19): AND CRUSH HIM WITH IT
Tom Mason (17:59:26): He needs a forklift just to move his cock
Danny Stewart (17:59:36): Are you kidding? He needs six.
Tom Mason (17:59:45): i mean one to turn his cock
Danny Stewart (17:59:49): rofl
Danny Stewart (17:59:55): OMFG OMFG OMFG
Tom Mason (17:59:58): theyve cut his tube thingy thats in the middle
Danny Stewart (18:00:01): IT'S THE BEST PART
Tom Mason (18:00:10): CUE CRAZY MAX FACES
Danny Stewart (18:00:12): MURRAY IS SINGING "THE BALLAD OF MAX CAPRICORN'S MANHOOD"
Tom Mason (18:00:18): its so huuuuuuge
Tom Mason (18:00:21): oo ooo ooo
Tom Mason (18:00:35): HE HAS AAAAA GIAAAAAAANT
Tom Mason (18:00:38): COOOOOOOK
Danny Stewart (18:00:44): A giant cook?
Tom Mason (18:00:52): maybe he does
Tom Mason (18:00:55): but his dick is big too
Danny Stewart (18:01:00): I think rather than Max being absorbed by the engine, Max's cock is going to absorb the ship.
Danny Stewart (18:01:02): ROFL
Tom Mason (18:01:06): rofl
Danny Stewart (18:01:10): WHAT IS GOING ON HERE GENTLEMEN
Tom Mason (18:01:11): DOCTORS THEME
Danny Stewart (18:01:19): OMFG OMFG OMFG
Tom Mason (18:01:23): that frame dude is being sucked off
Danny Stewart (18:01:23): THIS WAS REUSED IN FIRES OF POMPEII
Danny Stewart (18:01:24): EXACTLY
Tom Mason (18:01:28): IT WAS
Tom Mason (18:01:33): YOU DIDNT NOTICE?
Danny Stewart (18:01:39): OMFG
Tom Mason (18:01:42): DT is pissed off
Danny Stewart (18:01:42): SNAP YOUR FINGERS
Danny Stewart (18:01:45): BAM
Danny Stewart (18:01:47): HERE WE GO
Tom Mason (18:01:49): his pissed off acting is to move his teeth together
Danny Stewart (18:01:50): TIME TO KILL KEFF
Danny Stewart (18:01:57): AKA MIDSHIPMAN FRAME
Tom Mason (18:02:02): STUPID KEFF
Danny Stewart (18:02:07): POWER RANGERS
Tom Mason (18:02:08): YEAH PUCH HIS COCK
Danny Stewart (18:02:09): GO GO POWER RANGERS
Danny Stewart (18:02:16): HAHA IT WOULD HAVE NO EFFECT
Danny Stewart (18:02:19): DEADLOCK BROKEN
Tom Mason (18:02:22): rofl
Danny Stewart (18:02:42): THE SONIC SCREWDRIVER CAN'T GET THROUGH A DEADLOCK BUT YOU CAN JUST PUNCH IT IN THE FACE AND IT SHUTS RIGHT UP
Tom Mason (18:02:50): DUN DA DUN DA DA DUN DUN DA DUN DA DA DUN DA DA DUN DA DA DUN DA DUN DA DA DUN DA DA DUN DA DA DUN DUN DA DUN
Danny Stewart (18:03:02): ALL ABOARD THE FAILBOAT
Tom Mason (18:03:05): lmao
Danny Stewart (18:03:10): MM MMMMMMMM
Tom Mason (18:03:14): MMMMMMMMMM
Danny Stewart (18:03:15): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Danny Stewart (18:03:15): ROFL
Danny Stewart (18:03:17): WHAT IS GOING ON THERE
Tom Mason (18:03:27): he has a whore under the desk
Tom Mason (18:03:39): on an unrelated note
Tom Mason (18:03:42): 6 glasses
Danny Stewart (18:03:42): rofl
Danny Stewart (18:03:44): YES!
Danny Stewart (18:03:52): rofl the Doctor's calling a phone sex line.
Tom Mason (18:03:52): and i still feel compelled to take the piss
Tom Mason (18:04:03): ...the Queen has a sex line>
Tom Mason (18:04:04): ?
Danny Stewart (18:04:07): MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER IS 771
Tom Mason (18:04:11): thats quite a obscure fetish
Danny Stewart (18:04:14): rofl
Tom Mason (18:04:19): DON
Tom Mason (18:04:21): oops
Tom Mason (18:04:25): DONT CHOO DAYUH
Danny Stewart (18:04:29): I CAN'T HOLD ON
Danny Stewart (18:04:32): IT'S TOO BIG AND POWERFUL
Tom Mason (18:04:35): THE COCK IS TOO BIG
Danny Stewart (18:04:45): CYBERMEN
Tom Mason (18:04:48): omg maxs cock almost hit buckingham palace
Danny Stewart (18:04:51): rofl
Danny Stewart (18:04:54): THANK YOU DOCTOR
Danny Stewart (18:04:55): THANK YOU
Tom Mason (18:04:56): wtf is *up* with the cybermen
Danny Stewart (18:04:57): HAPPY CHRISTMAS
Tom Mason (18:05:03): HEPPY CHRISTMAS
Tom Mason (18:05:09): AHAHAHAHAHA
Danny Stewart (18:05:11): rofl
Tom Mason (18:05:11): YEAH
Danny Stewart (18:05:14): OH YEAH
Danny Stewart (18:05:15): THAT FELT SO GOOD
Tom Mason (18:05:17): THIS EPISODE DOES SUCK
Danny Stewart (18:05:25): MY NAME IS MAX
Tom Mason (18:05:26): LIKE THE BITCHES SUCK MAXS COCK
Danny Stewart (18:05:27): rofl
Tom Mason (18:05:31): no it isnt bitch
Tom Mason (18:05:34): BITCH
Tom Mason (18:05:45): look the titanic even has engines in place of balls
Danny Stewart (18:05:47): USED THE FRICTION OF MAX'S COCK TO FIRE UP THE SECONDARY STORM DRIVE
Tom Mason (18:05:58): TELEPORT
Tom Mason (18:06:04): THAT MEANS NOTHING TO ME
Danny Stewart (18:06:07): MR COPPER SHE FELL
Danny Stewart (18:06:15): HOPEFULLY SHE LANDED ON MAX'S COCK
Tom Mason (18:06:21): lmao
Danny Stewart (18:06:21): OH WAIT
Danny Stewart (18:06:23): HOW COULD SHE NOT?
Danny Stewart (18:06:32): The Doctor and everyone are walking around inside it right now.
Tom Mason (18:06:42): FALLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
Danny Stewart (18:06:49): I CAN DO ANYTHING
Danny Stewart (18:06:51): EXCEPT MAX'S COCK
Tom Mason (18:06:54): I WOULD DO
Tom Mason (18:06:57): ANYTHING FOR LOVE
Tom Mason (18:07:00): OH I WOULD DO
Tom Mason (18:07:03): ANYTHING FOR LOVE
Tom Mason (18:07:06): BUT I WONT DO THAT
Danny Stewart (18:07:12): EVERYONE IS JUST ATOMS AFTER BEING WITH MAX
Danny Stewart (18:07:19): IT'S LIKE TORCHWOOD'S "DAY ONE" ALL OVER AGAIN
Tom Mason (18:07:23): rofl
Tom Mason (18:07:48): NOW YOU CAN TRAVEL FIVE MILES TO THE TOP OF MAXS COCK
Danny Stewart (18:07:49): DON'T WORRY DOCTOR, SHE'S IN A BETTER PLACE -- MAX'S PANTS
Tom Mason (18:07:53): lol
Tom Mason (18:08:07): OMG MUZZ REUSED MUSIC
Tom Mason (18:08:10): cheap bastard
Danny Stewart (18:08:14): YOU'RE FLYING
Danny Stewart (18:08:16): FLYING SO HIGH
Tom Mason (18:08:19): YOURE RIDING MAXS COCK
Tom Mason (18:08:22): RIDE IT
Danny Stewart (18:08:22): rofl
Tom Mason (18:08:23): RIIIIDE
Danny Stewart (18:08:30): COCKTANIC
Tom Mason (18:08:33): WOW
Tom Mason (18:08:41): that effects shot sucks
Tom Mason (18:08:44): YES I MEAN YOU THE MILL
Danny Stewart (18:08:44): rofl
Danny Stewart (18:08:49): TWENTY MINUTES
Danny Stewart (18:08:54): THAT'S ALMOST ENOUGH TIME FOR ANOTHER GO WITH MAX
Tom Mason (18:08:59): suck our schlong
Tom Mason (18:09:02): SOS
Danny Stewart (18:09:06): rofl
Tom Mason (18:09:18): 10 years of getting it IN THE SHOWERS
Danny Stewart (18:09:18): DOCTOR
Danny Stewart (18:09:20): I NEVER SAID
Danny Stewart (18:09:22): I LOVE MAX
Danny Stewart (18:09:26): BUT NOT IN THE WAY I LOVE YOU
Tom Mason (18:09:32): pfff he just loves him for his cock
Danny Stewart (18:09:39): THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY SAYS
Tom Mason (18:09:41): THEN HIS COCK FELL OFF
Tom Mason (18:09:45): HE HAD SHARES
Tom Mason (18:09:47): IN MAXS COCK
Danny Stewart (18:09:50): rofl
Tom Mason (18:09:55): dude
Tom Mason (18:09:58): im at 7
Tom Mason (18:10:03): and the stage where you want to fall asleep
Danny Stewart (18:10:17): "Of all the people to survive, you would have preferred Max, wouldn't you. FOR HIS COCK. If you could choose, you would be awesome, because then everyone could experience MAX'S COCK ONE MORE TIME."
Tom Mason (18:10:28): they both want the cock
Danny Stewart (18:10:33): EVERYONE WANTS THE COCK
Tom Mason (18:10:34): notice it is simply the cock now
Tom Mason (18:10:36): THE
Danny Stewart (18:10:37): rofl
Danny Stewart (18:10:40): It is the ONLY cock.
Danny Stewart (18:10:43): In the UNIVERSE.
Danny Stewart (18:10:49): BZZZZZZZZZZZTVWORP
Tom Mason (18:10:51): it takes up all the allotted cock space
Danny Stewart (18:10:53): That's the sound of Max's cock.
Danny Stewart (18:10:54): rofl
Tom Mason (18:11:00): CUE THE STOWAWAY
Danny Stewart (18:11:03): rofl
Danny Stewart (18:11:06): ROFl
Danny Stewart (18:11:08): ROFL
Danny Stewart (18:11:10): "That's not snow."
Danny Stewart (18:11:12): "Or ash."
Tom Mason (18:11:14): THATS CUN
Tom Mason (18:11:16): fuck
Danny Stewart (18:11:17): rofl
Danny Stewart (18:11:24): I TAKE YOUR POINT SIR
Tom Mason (18:11:25): see thats what happens with 7 glasses
Danny Stewart (18:11:27): lol
Danny Stewart (18:11:38): THE OPEN SKY
Danny Stewart (18:11:41): EXCEPT WHEN MAX'S COCK IS THERE
Tom Mason (18:11:41): I OUGHT TO THROW YOU TO THE WHALE
Danny Stewart (18:11:46): SO IT'S NOT REALLY OPEN
Tom Mason (18:11:49): WHAT ABOUT ME BITCH
Danny Stewart (18:11:54): GIVE ME THAT COCK
Tom Mason (18:11:54): YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME
Tom Mason (18:12:06): its just petty TESTICLES
Tom Mason (18:12:12): A MILLION TESTICLES
Danny Stewart (18:12:17): MAX'S COCK WEIGHTS A MILLION POUNDS
Tom Mason (18:12:21): rofl
Danny Stewart (18:12:26): AND COCKS
Danny Stewart (18:12:29): LOTS AND LOTS OF COCKS
Tom Mason (18:12:30): 50 million and 56 pounds
Danny Stewart (18:12:31): WAIT JUST KIDDING
Danny Stewart (18:12:34): THERE'S ONLY ONE
Tom Mason (18:12:46): JUST KIDDIN YOUR CREDIT CARD AINT WORTH SHIT
Danny Stewart (18:12:48): Retirement plan = Max's cock
Tom Mason (18:12:50): HAHAHA BYE BITCH
Danny Stewart (18:12:54): HAVE A NICE LIFE
Danny Stewart (18:12:57): JUST YOU AND MAX AND HIS COCK
Tom Mason (18:13:00): rofl
Tom Mason (18:13:04): AND A COCK
Tom Mason (18:13:14): AND A COK
Danny Stewart (18:13:14): A KITCHEN WITH CHAIRS AND WINDOWS AND MAX'S COCK
Tom Mason (18:13:18): AND A COCK
Danny Stewart (18:13:34): NOR WILL I FORGET MAX'S COCK
Tom Mason (18:13:36): ILL WONT FORGET HIS COCK
Tom Mason (18:13:47): dude i think ive had too much
Danny Stewart (18:13:49): rofl
Tom Mason (18:14:03): and STILL VotD is garbage
Danny Stewart (18:14:07): FUTUREKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
Danny Stewart (18:14:12): COME WITH ME
Tom Mason (18:14:21): verity would be ashamed to have her name attatched to this garbage
Danny Stewart (18:14:23): THERE'S NOWHERE TO RUN
Danny Stewart (18:14:26): FROM MAX'S COCK
Tom Mason (18:14:29): FROM MAXS COCK
Tom Mason (18:14:31): YEAAAA
Danny Stewart (18:14:34): MAX'S COCK WILL BE THE RECURRING THEME IN SERIES 4
Danny Stewart (18:14:37): THIS IS THE SPARK OF LIFE
Danny Stewart (18:14:40): AND LOVE
Tom Mason (18:14:43): the "Maxs Cock" arc
Tom Mason (18:14:49): MAXS COCK AINT MATING WITH ME
Danny Stewart (18:15:03): PYYROOOOVVIIIIILLLLLLEMAXSCOCK
Danny Stewart (18:15:08): This has certainly been a most entertaining evening.
Danny Stewart (18:15:10): OH YES IT HAS SIR
Danny Stewart (18:15:17): Wow, we made it.
Danny Stewart (18:16:06): WE MADE IT
Danny Stewart (18:16:22): THEY CAN BEAT, SHOOT, THREATEN, POISON, OR EVEN SUBJECT US TO MAX'S COCK, BUT WE KEEP COMING BACK
Tom Mason (18:16:42): DUDE NO FAIR MY PC RESTARTED WITH LIKE A MINUTE LEFT
Tom Mason (18:16:46): NOW I HAVE TO START OVER
Danny Stewart (18:16:50): WHAT THE HOLY SHIT
Danny Stewart (18:16:52): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tom Mason (18:16:54): no wait ill watch from where i was
Danny Stewart (18:16:56): lol
Tom Mason (18:16:57): no one knows but us
Tom Mason (18:17:28): OK
Tom Mason (18:17:33): IM WATCHIN THE REST
Tom Mason (18:18:03): AHAHAHA
Tom Mason (18:18:09): NO BITCH
Tom Mason (18:18:17): NO IT HASNT BEEN AN ENTERTAINING EVENING
Tom Mason (18:18:21): ITS BEEN SHIT
Tom Mason (18:18:56): the only good thing has been getting drunk on 7 glasses of gin in 70 minutes