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"Eccleston Fucks Shit Up"
I'm trying to get a script accepted to the Doctor Who Audio Dramas. I've gone through about 40 already. All were rejected because I can't write for shit.
Link to the DWADs main webpage:http://www.dwad.net/ Here's what I'll be submitting: Doctor Who Eccleston Fucks Shit Up By Russell T Davies Summary of Precredits Scene ------------------ Eccleston arrives in a random African village for an indeterminate reason. Seeing the general happiness of the people around him, he pulls an M16 with grenade launcher attatchment from the TARDIS armoury, running over a passing nun in his 4x4. "I'm gonna fuck shit up!" he declares before driving into the village and sending women and old people screaming in terror as pieces of white hot metal rain down toward them, hitting them in various parts of their bodies and causing their flesh to explode outward in a firework display of BLOOD. Eccleston pins a random child down under the wheel of his 4x4. He gets out and inspects the child, who is trapped but still alive and in agonising pain. "I would put you out of your misery," he tells the child, "but I'm a fucking psycho." Eccleston then shoots the young African orphan in the head over and over. His skull cracked and the flesh exploded outward, covering Eccleston and the surrounding orphans in blood and skull fragments. His head rapidly collapsed in on itself as the childs screams became less and less frequent. "NOW," said Eccleston, "BET YOU WISH YOU STILL HAD AIDS, HUH?!?" Eccleston then lines the surviving orphans up against a mud hut. Eccleston then fires round after round into the lines of screaming children lined up with their backs against the mud hut. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" says Eccleston. Suddenly Paul McGann appears from nowhere. "But Eccleston!," said McGann, "these orphans didn't have AIDS! YOU HAVE AIDS!" Close zoom on Eccleston's surprised face NYEEEEEEEEEODUMDEDUMDUMDEDUM Episode One: Putting the Roar Back in ‘HOLY SHIT DUDE I'M GONNA CUT YOU' Episode Two: I BANGED YOUR WIFE LAST NIGHT Episode Three: THEN I KILLED HER AND DUMPED HER BODY IN SOME DENSE WOODLAND NEAR YOUR HOME ---- Well, cross your fingers. I hope it gets accepted. ~MG:cool: |
I'm at a loss for words. That was pure perfection.
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That was horrible and disturbing. So much so it rolled way past the wall of terribleness and became awesome.
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No italics? No underlining? No hyperextended words? I'm sorry but it sucks.
What other titles have you written btw? |
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Hmm, quite good. By widely acclaimed I assume you mean your grandma told you they were good when she tucked you in?
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PS, it's not an attempt at wit but a pisstake of the fact that James P Quick gets tucked in by his Grandma. Have you heard back from DWAD?
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OBVIOUS... PAAWWNCHHH
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+1 for this threads' brilliance.
I love those episode titles, but not Voyage of The Damned. |
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I've never found out where it is these points go.
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If any of you are on OG (DWForum) then check out this thread where someone believes that Doc 7 is in one of the paintings in TUATW. SO many photoshopped pics. Its very funny. . . . but not as great as this thread obviously. |
......... I am soooooooooooooo not part of this forum anymore. This is just what is wrong with soceity. You can't be nice so to make up for it you take nastiness to the extreme. Why must this happen to me? Yeah, by the way, I don't get tucked in by my grandmother, that would be dumb. But I bet Ronnie Rowlands and Recurring Villain rape theirs! Sickos. Ugh, I really need to be better on choosing which forums I join because I didn't know this one was so d*mn evil!
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Evil is a bit of an extremity. You just need to look past it and then you can have fun here.
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And just because somebody happens to write awful gorey fiction and we pretend to like it doesn't mean they'd do any crap like that in real life, geeze. |
I'm finished. I've already PM'ed Danny about my "resignation", of sorts. RV, Ronnie Rolands, & Rat Souffle rejoice.
If you would like to contact me, PM me on my Youtube account. tjchin or Kirrithle (I ran out of favorites on the first account.) are acceptable. Look for tjchin and Kirrithle comments on DWAD title sequences. Goto the search bar and type in "DeNatale Alternate" and it's the 1st one. Bye. :( |
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I never turned against him, I just spoke my mind. O_o I honestly think he'll be much better off not being here, since all he seems to do is be offended by the things we do. It's just an unnecessary source of stress for him.
So... B&? |
Well, that was the impression I got when I wrote the PM. Excuse the mistake, Superkid.
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Danny, please make his final goodbye final for him.
Thanks, RV :mad::mad::mad: |
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By Jamie P Diddy They want their mouths washed with soap If I were a pusher I'd be selling you dope A good big smack upside the head When my homies come rollin for you you gonna be dead If you come to my hood then you've gone to far Mah boys gonna come put a bomb in your car You better learn Danny when theres someone to ban Or they gonna cap yo ass first time they can You and yo friends have gone past the line But if you be nice now things gonna be fine Nasty threads bein posted by Murray's IT Guy Even though that guy's pretty tight, pretty fly. Word, yo. |
WORD FROM THE STREETS YO
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This entire thread is epic. request to pin it? So the many epic lulz we got from the script and James P's resignation can always stay fresh in mind.
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Except the latter in your epic list has been annulled by JPQ's return.
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Epic fail!
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no you are.
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I know you are but what am I?
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omg, that's more than I can handle. Rat wins, hands down.
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