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101 reasons James P. was the coolest member of the board.
everybody now
1. his grandma tucks him in |
2. His writing is way up there with the likes of Pip&Jane Baker and Eric Saward.
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3. he's 20"11'
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4. He has a plethora of awesome lawyers just waiting to pounce on anyone who defames him.
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5. he can punch people through the internet
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6. He has mastered 298 Karma Sutra positions
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7. Kelvehee
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8. He owns the rights to that name and you do not have permission to use it.
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9. :mad::mad::mad:
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10. I'm A Playwright You Know
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11. His play got rejected by rejects.
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12. He's gone through 80000000000 already but here's hoping this one gets accepted.
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13. He's this many years old, and this many years too young to qualify for the internet.
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14. He can deliver a good smack upside the head with his bare hands.
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16. He has good news and very good news and awesome news and bad news and very bad news and fucking dreadful news but which do you want to hear first?
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17. Nobody wants to hear his stupid news.
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18. But he says it anyway and it's as shite and boring as we all expected.
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22. "The Return of the Devil Goblins From Neptune"
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23. That's his title and he does not give you permission to use it.
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25. "Moira is the official name of the companion. I cannot change it, write in a new one, anything."
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28. "Quick"
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29. He is so screwed in school. Don't ask why, we'd be here all day.
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30. "I thought of a new one recently, The X-Nirra Treaty."
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32. He knows because he was there when we visited him.
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34. He CAN write for shit, because that's all people give him for his scripts.
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35. To paraphrase the 1st Doctor: Eh, what? What's he talkin' about?
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36. He quotes the BBC with no fear because of his lawyers.
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37. He has no clue how to use Photoshop.
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37, His name is James P Quick ffs. I challenge you to find a more fucking awesome name.
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39. Captain, James P Quick, of the U-S-S KELVEHEE
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40. James P. is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
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