German court martial
 

ZIS IS EIN COURT-MARTIAL! YOU VILL ALL BE SHOT AT SUNRRRRISE!!! [/wacko German dude] :P

Um, I was only standing up for you Ross... :P

Is that supposed to be some cheesy impression of an English speaking German from a War Film? :P

No big deal, Chris, this isn't to assign blame, merely to see to it that it stops.

Yes, Ross, it was. :P

Thanks Danny, Max, you really like your German.

Then in zat case. Cooler!

<Drags max off to the Cooler with a Ball for him>

Glad you all are keeping yourselves entertained.

we are trying. :)

Contray to what Comrade German has said here, no one will be shot at sunrise. Instead, we all drink strong russian vodka. Da, Vodka Comrades. We then all start singing Russian drinking song.

That sounds even better, get the Drinks dan! :D

Okay, perhaps this would be better in a different thread?

My joke wasn't supposed to lead to all this spam... :P

Well, it did. And that's why it's in the Spam Forum now. Don't worry... it's happier here. :)

I did not know forums or topics had emotions. :P

I dont get it...

EDIT: Oh wait I get it now. lol

Was die mutterfickenhoelle? (German for "Huh?" :P)

*shoots Dano and smashes his vodka*

Noooo....my lovely vodka, russain women slave to make fine bottle of vodka. Your bullets make no difference to me nazi swine! Mother Russia will provail!

Ok, now we have somehow gone back in time to the 40's, this website can do anything!

We already were in the 40's Chris, with the Max cooler thing lol.

Yeah. This web site can do anything.

It is like a TARDIS in itself.

How do you know it's not one? With a really advanced chameleon circuit.

*shoots up the website with an MG-42* Nein, ist nicht ein TARDIS. :P

LOL! Max used the word TARDIS. My life is complete.

D'oh, I hate it when I leave letters off... there should've been an "re" in front. :P

Don't you dare. My friend Nick tried that once. He got hurt for it. I'm not even kidding, about him or about you -- just don't. :mad:

Man, Danny must really feel Passionate about this, quite astounding. :)

Yeah. Don't try it.

Hehehehe. :P

Screw with me and I start deleting posts out of this thread. Don't try it.

Damm it, he has threatened to use the ultimate weapon, post deletion.

Humorous as it may sound, I actually wasn't trying to be funny, Chris. It genuinely does piss me off.

i am sorry then.

Deleting posts! That's a form of dictatorship.

*throws a black robe on Danny, then ages him by 80 years* Now it's okay. :P

Ok, Danny is the Emperor. Even worse.

Maybe everyone can be tried by Russian courtmarshal, it all be fair comrades. Not like German courtmsrhals, so inferior.

I only threatened to delete posts in this thread, which is in the Spam Forum anyway, so it doesn't count towards your post count. And Ross, wake up and smell the coffee -- this is a dictatorship. It's my name dot com for bloody crying out loud! :P