*whistles and checks watch*

Is it December yet? :D

I wish it was.

Yes, me too.

<clicks fingers and we fast forward to december>

Hey, that was cool. Can you do that again? :P

Sure, where do you wish to go? :P

Back to November 23, 1963 to witness the first broadcast of the first episode of Doctor Who of course!

Smiled and clicks fingers, we are back in a flat watching the first ever episode.

Sweet! Fantastic. :)

Anywhere else you wish to go?

To your house, for a party, while we watched "The Parting of the Ways" when it originally aired.

<clicks fingers, they arrive at house, with the epsiode 'Parting of the Ways' on, lots of Booze, and snacks and pizza.

To quote what I said earlier, fantastic. :D

and you can stay as long as you can.

I'll take you up on that.

good, gladly accepted.

(If only any of this were real, lol.)

Yeah, a massive Party for all DS.com members, stay for as long as you want, no payments.

Now you're talking. :D

Good good, and free booze. :P

But of course.

Anything else?

Not to my knowledge, no.

Fine by me, party on!

I'm sure we will then.

<next Morning>

We're all doubled over from all the booze and candy and general mayhem, probably. Anyway, perhaps this would be better split into the Spam Forum.

Good idea, now where can we go next? :P

I've come up with the last couple destinations, it's your turn.

Hmm, how about we go and kill Rick Berman and Brannon Braga before they are born so they can't ruin Star Trek.

Alright. *sets TARDIS coordinates*

<appears In a room with baby Berman and baby Braga>

Eh... getting cold feet about killing babies now. Who wants to do it?

Um, well how about this then. :) i guess that was a tad tight.
<puts the babies into the time machine and sends them into the far future, where they can be looked after without destroying Star Trek

*Daniel appears out of now where*

"Comrades, let us travel back in time to the 1900s where there was lots of stock of good vodka!"

Daniel's on a bit of a Russian supremacy rampage, much like Ross's UK one from earlier -- except Daniel isn't even Russian!

Da, this is true

http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/...tish_supremecy < This shows you how much I believe in British Supremacy :P .

so you joined that funny RPG, it is a good site, i think we should find another place to go.

I don't get it...