The Art of James P Quick
 

Before we begin, a friendly warning from the James P Bureau of Faggotry.

http://fc98.deviantart.com/fs30/f/20...octor12345.png
Still waiting to 'resuing'.

An aspiring artist, James P has worked hard at mastering crayons to become one of the best in his field of retarded childrens drawings, as well as his own favorite poet or writer;

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/5...mespdevsu7.jpg
If this was your only goal in life, you can safely kill yourself now, James.

James P has become well known as a concept artist for the new series of Doctor Who, weeknights in James P's bedroom.

Some of his more popular works include the concept work for the fearsome Lyxions, a race of fish bird things that are fearsome.

http://fc32.deviantart.com/fs24/f/20...8e992d76d7.jpg
Apparently James and RTD use the same definition of the word 'scary'.

James P has also worked with Shigeru Miyamoto on Super Mario World: Gayer Than Usual Edition for the Wii, creating concept art for the craptacular title;

http://fc35.deviantart.com/fs32/f/20...octor12345.jpg
whatthefuckisthatevensupposedtobe

http://fc37.deviantart.com/fs32/f/20...octor12345.jpg
We know it sucks too, James. Thanks for pointing out the colors, though. I never noticed that was green. I thought it was like purple, or something.

WAHAHA THAT LAST ONE LOOKS ALMOST AS RETARDED AS JAMES P.

-uh, I mean-

Fuck it seriously check his shit out its hilarious how shit he is.

You guys miss me?

EDIT: The funniest part is he thinks someone might steal his artwork.

... I've missed you a lot more than I thought I did. <3

Yeah. I'm bringing sexy back.

I'm looking at your sexy back.

Sounds hot.

It would be if it weren't for the fact that I know Captain Jack has hit that 30 times.

... then again the same could be said for everyone...

Are you saying Captain Jack has had sex with my back 30 times? That's either really cool or really fucked up.

Yep. That's what Retcon is really for.

He'd probably have taken it himself a few times after getting uber wasted. That's probably why he doesnt drink.

Yet when he was banned you and everyone else suddenly 'realised' how much of 'an asshole' he is.

*chuckle* The ever 'changing-to-match-everyones-opinion' group mentality of this forum amuses me :rolleyes:

The funniest part was the brief period of acceptance for James P. until they realized o shit that RV guy was right James P really is a fuckmook.

But don't worry, children. I'm very forgiving.

I won't lie, the heat of the moment tends to change my opinion. Can't help it. It just... happened.

Well, I'd like to think it was just because I was younger and stupider. :x

QFT!

It's like the sun just came out!

So did Mr. P get banned for a while or is he just scared of RV. Sorry I ain't been around lately!

So that's 4, so far then.

I surprised myself!

Excuse me. Did I give you permission to post my art on here? No. You will cease at once and if I find out you've done this again I will sue. I mean it.

Just a friendly warning. :)

James, I hate to pick apart your post but do you really think you can get a lawsuit because of that? It's Deviantart, I seriously doubt anyone in the law gives a flying toss about an art page. Your aiming much too high mate as well as given RV another stick in which to beat you with.

No offense James but i seriously don't understand why you keep coming back. Danny's mixes are fantastic but you can listen to those and not post, each time you do you just give others more reasons to insult you.

"Friendly". Right.

Byebye. Since nobody's going to ban you I'll just give you a super long suspension. You really shouldn't be here.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Aww, why'd you have to do that? It was just getting fun around here.

Sorry, in the time you were gone I got long sick of him.

I dunno, maybe somebody else can lift it. :p

I do believe that has been arranged.

Well, if not, maybe a fresh idiot will come to feed you.

Let's hope so.

There's no suspension, guys. Superkid just gave him two warnings. As far as I can tell there was no suspension.

Righteo then. Back to business as usual.

I messed up then. :p Oh well. I won't try again.

I'm not sure if moderators can even suspend users. I'll have to read up on that.

When I was a mod I was able to ban people, so I assumed suspensions were fine.

I feel like an idiot for trying to help James, he never returned it apart from having a go at me for no reason.

You have learned a lesson in internetting today. Don't defend narcissistic little cock-gobblers unless they pay cash up front.

Thats very true. Next time I will let you post first and gauge your opinion, then we will know if it's safe.

I'm done with that moron, he never listened and he can go deal with his own issues now, well I was letting him sort himself out for ages anyway.

TV Tropes once again delivers with Small Name Big Ego

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph...mallNameBigEgo

Man, I've been reading his posts on another forum. Check them out. He's just as angry and retarded as he is here. He thinks he's God's gift to the internet with his derivative fan fictions and pokemon drawings.

Check this out. One guy doesn't agree with http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/5...mespdevsu7.jpg

So, after getting challenged, James P goes Hulk... if the Hulk was a shitfaced little kid with an Oedipus complex (or whatever the grandma equivalent is)

NEVER ASS-UME. LOL. GOOD ONE JAMES.

Yeah okay I'm bored of this now. But check it out if you like. At least we know we're not the only ones who think Kelvehee is shit. James P needs his ass kicked IRL.

This reminds me way too much of how Tim Buckley tends to act. I seriously hope James goes on 4chan, I want to see Anon utterly lay waste to him.

Thats the CTRL+ALT+DELETE guy, right?

I sort of like his comic...

...sometimes.

If we could get enough info on Mr. Quick we could convince 4chan to raid him. However, raids can sometimes backfire if you're not savvy, or just unlucky.

If it worked though, JPQ would be a wreck and it would be the funniest thing we would see for at least an hour.

Yeah, the CAD guy, I will let this blog entry do the talking, this is what finally turned me off the comic:

http://dramapatrol.blogspot.com/2007_07_01_archive.html

Personally It would be hillarious to get the chans to raid him and gauge the reaction, however I do wonder if they would take one look at him and just see it as too pointless. When I think of raids I think of the Habbo Raids they did, and that one on that Zelda Forum. I can't recall any raids which just petered out but I know there are a few.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica....b/Neo_Whoa.jpg

Guy is craaazy. Not giving him traffic anymore.

Habbo raids are the most hilarious thing I have ever seen.

But the topic here is trolling JPQ.

Hmm, to troll a troll. I bet if James thinks about it he will find an idea for an idea for a Doctor Who Story he will never write.

Been trying to find more instances of his whining but proving elusive.

Yeah, there's very little on him on the internets besides here and the DWAD.

Then that can only be a good thing, or it means he's been to plenty of other places and been perma-banned and had all his posts deleted.

Alright, I WAS on James's side before, but now I've seen conclusive evidence that he's just plain immature. Basically, what Chris said before. His posts are just childish, especially the ones where he's pissed off...and he seems to get pissed off VERY easily, after reading them posts from the other forums.
So on that note, good to see you back RV

Yeah, I take back what I said about him acting like I used to when I was 11. I was an annoying prick but I didn't hold a candle to this... plus I was a lot better by the time I turned 13...