Batman: Arkham Asylum
 

So how many of you will be getting this game when it comes out? It looks like the first Batman game actually worthy of The Dark Knight himself. Plus there is this collectors edition:

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A 14 inch Batarang, a bonus DVD with interviews with Mark Hamil and Kevin Conroy, A Batman logo collectors tin and a leather dust jacket with a book on the asylum itself.

And if Game is to be believed, this is coming out in mid-June.

Looks like its gonna be big! Going to wait for the reviews!

Batman is for faggots.

What about LEGO Batman?

ur a faggot.

Good point!

Good point indeed, although I have not played it.

Already pre-ordered mine. £60 for the collectors edition on Play.com

The only thing that sucks more penis than batman is fans of batman

lol ronnie sucks more penis than batman

It's nice to know that I exceed Batman.

also lego batman is for ultra faggots that means you chris ROFLMAO LOL

real men have actual lego TECHNIX

BIONICLES FOR LIFE

but the critics liked lego batman..are you getting your opinions from someone else now? obvs. ur getting them from a faggot aha

ahahahaha

suck less dick ronnie

ahahaha

i would but you keep coming back!

you just admitted to sucking my dick?

you know the internet is permanent right

Have you heard that the bird is the word?

GET A HAIRCUT HIPPIE

are you admitting to letting me?

And Ben stop quoting family guy, I'm sick of people saying that.

Yes

The corner: you are in it.

RV wins.

I wasn't, I was quoting a little song called "Surfin' Bird".;)

...

and, if my hair was much shorter...I'D BE FUCKING BALD :O ZOMG

No, you were quoting Family Guy. This is your quote-

and these are the lyrics to 'Surfin' Bird'.

"A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
"

As you can see, the phrase "have you heard that the bird is the word" does not appear anywhere in that song. It is however said by Peter Griffin in that episode of Family Guy. So if you're going to be a pedantic cretin, make sure your victim isn't a bigger pedant than you are.

Always good advice.

Maybe this topic should be split ;)

I would if I weren't so lazy.

Quoted for truth, even though I can't :P but I am still very lazy. Waking up at 2pm is normal for me, have made it to 6pm before.

Same here.

Apparently late risers are generally more intelligent and better paid than earlybirds.

Makes me think of a Robert Heinlein quote along the lines of, “Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.” Heinlein was a genius btw.

Good stuff.

Indeed, very encouraging too.

Holy shit, in one go? I never usually sleep that late without waking up, eating something, fapping, then taking a nap.

Damn right in one go. I sleep for 14 hours some days. And that's not one of my high values, it's more like a median.

Wait, "fapping"? I don't even know what the hell that—

Oh.

Oh.

You have ruined my brain. I demand compensation.

I'm in awe. Here I thought I was a heavy sleeper. :(

Sorry, will a picture of a kitten compensate?
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I'm feeling a little better, although that leg is pretty disturbing.

Ever wonder why you dont have any friends outside the internet?

Thats why.

Not Necessarily, I'm like this in real life and I have friends ;)

One on your left arm, and one on your right?

I heard that Ben can do it with his feet.

I've always said prostitutes are who you go to when you get divorced from your hand.

Wait, what?

Dude I got a UTI doing that.

That's entirely too much information... Now I'm going to go lobotomize myself with a soldering iron.