Miffed?
 

Apparently people were 'rather miffed' (to quote Danny) over my absence. What a strange word.

Unable to resist Danny's cute little angel face, I've come back.

Oh, and now I can't edit your posts. That sucks. I'm like a grumpy old homeless man ranting on a street corner about the coming Apocalypse who people kick on their way to work.

Well, I don't know about you guys, but I kick homeless people on the way to work, anyway.

I don't even go to work.

My work is here. Homeless people come to me.

Your post alone proves why we can't get on without you.

"Miffed"...

I can convert that into a naughty word if you'd like.

it's nice to see you around these parts again RV :)

Welcome! It's good to have you back. :)

He has returned. *hides creationist poster*

*Staples Dinosaurs to Ross's head*

Be sure to use that raptor, I owe it five bucks. ... as in the deer.

Wow Ross must have a freakishly large head. I'd like to see that.

Unless the dinosaurs in question were Scansoriopteryx or something, but even then you'd have difficulty stapling a number of them, as your post implies. I'm going to stick by the huge head theory.

I figured it would be easier than stapling Evolution or the Big Bang to his head.

Probably, although couldn't you have thought of something a little smaller? Maybe?

Small portrait of Darwin?

Or a Monty Python's Life of Brian flyer? ;)

Every page of the On The Origins of Species.

And Blue Planet? :P (I watch a lot of science channel)

And anything and everything by Richard Dawkins.