Random quotes + more random quotes = story
 

Here we go. Just add in a quote from your favourite (or not-so-favourite) TV show that fits to make this thread into a (surreal yet exciting) story.

"Now listen very carefully - I shall say this only once"

"It's... OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"You gave that helmic regulator quite a twist, Harry."

"Doctor, did anyone ever tell you that you're an infuriating pest?"

I'm not suprised sir, it's a very grave business.

But am I bovvered?

"You will be, you will be".

"Ramasies Niblick III Kerplunk Kerplunk woops where's my thribble?"

"It's in my other pants' pocket."

"If the Cybermen are aroused..."

"I'd recommend you get out of bed Sergeant Toolan!" (good ol' Frost :D)

"Why is there an ugly old bog [bag] in ze [the] bed beside your mither [mother]?"

Inspector Clouseau ftw!

"Well I can't just lock him up in a cell Sergeant!" Touch of Frost, Nothing to Hide.

Sounds more lik 'Allo 'Allo to moo.