I suppose you're wondering
 

I suppose you're wondering what my sig is about.

Well, you see it's this fet- I mean, personal hobby of mine and not being able to buy any giant hammers really stings because of it.
So please, help me in my fight to make the purchase of giant hammers legal! You can't torrent them! :(

I was wondering why I didn't see your signature until you posted this thread. :P

And the black market may have what you're looking for, but I'll support you in your efforts for legalization just the same.

surely you can get them in funfairs?

Yeah but you can't keep them. ;_;

I'll do whatever I can.

My sister has one.

Is she willing to sell it?

'Fraid not.

For the record, I was in fact not wondering.