ATTN: JEZ HAS MADE 1000 posts.
 

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Yep, that's right.

As a reward Jez, you can be "Teh King" for the day.

I am Teh King anyway. :)

Not on MSN to me you're not. Except for today. Today, when you're chatting to me on MSN, you can be teh king. Wanna come online and show off your new title?

Wish I could, but I can't be arsed to get on MSN again today.

Ok then. Just remember that you won't have another opportunity like this again.

What about when he reaches 10,000? Will he be "Teh Teh King" ?

Nope. My MSN title is the highest one can obtain.

Happy Birthday mate!!!

Um, what? Whose birthday is it?

It looks like Ben's intoxicated.

It would appear so.

Yeah, lol, 'sif anyone could live over a thousand. Unless.... OMGZ JEZ IS OUR LORD

Nah. _______________________

Yeah, I joined this whole "God-thing" 1006 years after that whole "Jesus-thing".

I'm a mere SGT in the process, although I'm due for officer training soon (453 years).

Jez, no one's supposed to know about us, somebody's gonna be pissed.

Ben is definately intoxicated.

i suggest

hours and hours and hours

of...?

The amount of text you have written is too short. Please get RV's monkey to fill in the rest for you.

people.

lots of people

I find that hours of the Beatles is a good substitute.