Guess what I've got...
 

This.

I didn't make it but it's awesome and I wish I did.

That's today's most awesomist thing. Even though you didn't make it, lets just for the moment assume that you have ;)

I'm going to be humming that for the whole day now.

In the supermarket: *brings in a jar of dirt and puts it on the conveyor*
Checkout Lady: ...What is that?
Me: I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!


Whilst bowling: *uses a jar of dirt to knock down all of the pins, attendant comes over*
Attendant: Why are you using that jar--
Me: I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!

I've got a jar of dirt.

And guess what's inside it.

Another jar of dirt?

Uh OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I sense another pattern developing, someone call in the troops.
What's inside the second jar of dirt?

More dirt?

A paradox.

What's in the paradox?

A dirt of jar.

What he said.

The Jar of Dirt rocks, I keep showing this to everyone and they just get addicted :P

Oh this is quality... :D however, I'm going to be singing this all night now. :(

Thank you for ruining my life.

Time to use this to ruin other people's now.

My pleasure.