1001 things to do in Wal-Mart: Round 2
 

Lets try this again and have some amusement this time :D

I saw this on Uncyclopedia and i just cracked up, so im going to translate this over to DS.com, the goal is to reach 1001 things you can do in Wal Mart, and maybe someone can try some of them ;) Lol, so i will get the ball rolling

1) Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me! pick me!!"

next :P

2) Piss in a bottle of milk and sell it as Orange Juice.

3) Phone them up, and say that your son is missing in the store and get them to call out his name; "Mike Hunt":P

4) Burn the place down.

5) keep going in and out of the main door and find out how long it takes for the greeter to stop greeting you.

6) If it says on your recipt "you've saved £5," go to the till and ask for it.