If the DS.com crew were the last people alive?
 

For those of you who have seen Red Dwarf you know that it takes place 6 million years in the future and there is only one Human being alive. So lets take that concept and mess about with it.

Thats right, if the active crew of DS.com suddenly were the last survivors of Humanity. What would we do? :) Simple enough. Danny would be the de-facto leader fo the human race. Ross would be a counsellor, RV would be our comedian. etc. So what would you think become of us if we were all that was left? ;)

Haha, we would be so dysfunctional it would be ridiculous. :P

I'm sure RV would love being the group comedian though. :P

DS.com. The most dysfunctional, disassembled bunch of nerds you have ever seen. ;)

Thier mission: To reninstall Linux and have a wash.

...And create the perfect female.

I would not know where to begin. I don't know how to make the nose for a start ;)

We'd need an artist for starters, like...people.

I'd probably get killed by whatever ELSE is left with us long before I could do anything useful. :P

If by comedian you mean supreme leader, then yes.

Hey, Chris started it!

Well I'm taking over now.

And so from this point I decree that Ross most certainly shouldn't be a councilor. I'd suggest burying him somewhere. If mankind's future is in our hands, we most certainly shouldn't risk Christianity coming back again.

And a few of us eventually to buy Macs.

Would we all be left in our houses? Would we have to assemble somewhere? Would it be like Heroes? I hate heroes. Heroes is very annoying.

Save the HAL, save the world.

We will NOT save HAL. We will build something less likely to rebel. DS.com 9000 ;)

What 9000?!

Perhaps more.

Thats impossible! :D

No it's not...9001 ftw.

It wouldn't be able to. I'd already bring in Arceusism. ;)

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/w/up...0/ArceusDP.png

It...it looks like a...a...a POKÉMON!!!

Yes, yes it is. ;)