Connecting an external hard drive to your brain.
 

I'm in a bit of a snag right now, since I now have a new external drive for Time Machine I'm trying to use my old one with my brain. I definitely have ideas and memories that I want to store, but so far I can't connect. I've tried putting the USB cable into every opening my body has, but no dice.

I was born before USB even existed but ever since I was 10 my doctor gave me all the software updates I needed, even though my family's never really been into cybernetics.

Is there any way I can get it to connect without surgically getting a USB port put in my skull? It's really expensive and I need to make sure there's nothing I've missed that's DIYable.

Most sincere apologies for this thread. I just had to do it. I have the weirdest sense of humor tonight. Move it if it must be moved.

I hear Cybus is working on something to do with brains and cybernetics. Dunno about USB, I'll tell you if I hear anything.