The best commercial ever
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBr98Nji-mA&NR=1

speaks for it's self really.

Way to make me nearly die from penis empathy.

... seriously, it's awesome. :P

I am totally drunk, but i was laughing at 30 seconds, despite how stupid the advert was. But once he tried the new ultra thin one i was on the floor. So damm funny.=D

Then what are you doing here...?

I was checking the forum out before I went to bed.

Drinking, eh? I was beggining to like you again.

Now- You must die.

ROFL! Best thing said all day.

I have no sympathy for people who drink. Or people who smoke. Or do drugs of any kind.

I agree. I think if you are stupid enough to do that sort of thing to yourself; all drugs make you feel good in the short term but worse in the long term, and when it eventually ****s you up, you've only brought it on yourself.

But... but... I drink. Well... 2 pints of 50/50 shandy isn't exactly 15 pints followed by a bottle of vodka but still... :P

Well I don't do it around the clock you know. In fact it's extremely rare I do get drunk, last night was because it's my birthday in a week and there was a party on last night to celebrate it. As next weekend i'm not about. Mainly because on Friday and Saturday I am up in Manchester with my girlfriend to visit her parents, then mine are coming to to see me at Uni on Sunday. I hate smoking ands drug of any kind.

Yeah, but you do take Alcohol. A panel of experts judged that if Alcohol was introduced today, it would be illegalised and be a Class A drug.

I fail to see how that would be possible. And I have no problem with smoking. I love the smell of second hand smoke.

Then I hope you get lung cancer from it.

My dad used to smoke and paid for it, he managed to quit...

I do have a character that drinks so much she had to get a cybernetic liver by the protagonist. Drunk people are fun to make fun of. :P

I like smokers because they give me people to add to my long list of 'people to whom RV is superior'.

It's just a pity they don't tax cigarettes more. The idiots would pay whatever price the cigarettes' cost, so we could effectively lessen things like income taxes and put the burden on people determined to kill themselves through prolonged smoke inhalation.

The same with things like pot, alcohol, cocaine, meth, religion, etc. I call it the 'idiot tax'. These people **** up their bodies and minds and die, and we get huge subsidies on cool things like games consoles or TVs because they're paying such massive taxes on the products they choose to kill themselves with and are so addicted to they can't find any possible way to stop.

This is one reason the world would be a better place with RV in charge.

I would make Darwin proud.

Hear hear!

Smoking and Drugs=BAD
Drink as in a lovely pint of Guinness you cant beat it...Unless you have a malt whisky!!! in which case you can.