Airborne electrical connections
 

I learned from somebody on DeviantArt that apparently all computer devices can run on a wifi-like electrical connection. All you need to do is take your mouse and keyboard and cut off the wires, right down to the end. As long as you've had them plugged into your computer at least once, they'll pick up on the airborne electrical currents and function perfectly.

So screw so-called "wireless devices", this is awesome! :D

When I was about six, I had this big-ass crane toy that you could make pick things up and swivel around and shit. Needless to say, I decided to make the controls wireless. It totally worked afterwards and my parents were not at all angry that I just ruined made better a rather expensive toy.

Thusly I can say that this method works and can be a real money saver.

Sorry, you're 19 days late.

Actually I'm not, my period just came later than usual.

Oh, thanks for that. Sleep will not come easily tonight.

You're quite welcome. Have fun.

Yeah. Fun's the word.

Well what did you think all that red text meant?

Internet anger.

Really? You should know better, I never get that. It's just that time of the month for me...

Now I get it. I'll be more understanding next month.

Man-periods are contagious you know.

Over the internet.

>:3

I won't be posting in this thread anymore. :P

I deeply apologize for my faggotry tonight, I have no idea what's gotten into me. I think I need sleep. :P

BUT SERIOUSLY CUT YO WIRES YO

If you weren't using a Mac, I would dare you to try it. This is what we of the scientific community call "a load of crap."

Those two girls with the cup seem to like that kind of thing.

And now I'm going to bed, for serious.

Enjoy, sir.

Holy shit, you put yourself to bed? Mad props.

*is still waiting for my mommy to come and tuck me in*

:(