Peter Kay(e)(EE)(EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
 

Do you mean 'Kay'? yeah, it's not just minty who gets it :P

Kay is a greedy, money grabbing twat who releases the same material on home video every year and makes money out of the people who buy the DVDs thinking they're getting new material.

A bit like Roy "FatArse" Brown then. :P

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Only slightly harsh.

I read his autobiography (very funny). The bought a DVD and a quarter of it was jokes from the book.

His autobiography is the most overly detailed and padded out piece of crap I've ever read. "I entered the school and I went up the stairs and I grabbed the door handle and turned it and I went into the classroom and Mrs.Peters was there and she asked me to recite my times tables" is pretty much the way it was written. Crap.

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JPQ probably was the biographer. I don't think Kay wrote it at all.

I'd love JPQ to write a biography of me. It'd be awesome.

Yeah, well you won't be getting one, will you. What you will be getting however is a good smack upside the head for expecting so much from a great writer like James.

Great writers need time to make good work, although the only time i'd offer JPQ is 10 seconds before RV and Danny began to hunt him like Aliens Vs Preadator.

Can I have the head once you're through for my mantle? It's just, my old one is starting to smell a little bit.