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*Professor gay faggot cocksucker voice*: Wha...? GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE! *cock in mouth voice off* Wait, my mistake. Only bad, worse, worst, and unimaginably BIG, BLACK, LONG AND HARD. Which on do you wanna hear 1st? mm dick

How about instead of wasting everybody's time with a post setting them up for the news, you simply deliver the news?

You may have a point. OK, bad news, I am so screwed in school. Don't ask why, we'd be here all day listening.:o Worse news, I have no clue how to use Photoshop. Worst news, I'm not at my grandma's-Well, that's the worst news every day I'm not there. Unimaginably horrific news: I'm out of good ideas for Doctor Who stories for the moment!!!! OH THE HUMANITY! Though I did think up this last one:

The Incubation Hive

That title is my favorite that I have ever thought of. Ever.:)

Well that is a pretty good title compared to some of your other ones which lack ... originality.

And you do realise I'm going to have to ask why your in trouble since you told me not to (I'm intrigued)
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Instead of putting a dash you should have put a full stop. Up until now I thought you meant you were not at your grandmas well.

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Have you written out every single one of your doctor who ideas. Maybe you should do that instead of making up new ones all the time. Other wise you forget the first ones and they tend to be the best. Thats what started happening to me. i just wrote a few bullet points on word so I could remember in the future.

Sort it out via PM. Frankly, the rest of us don't care, and this poor thread is off track enough as it is.

Sorry Sir, Most threads tend going off track. 'Tis the beauty of the forum :D

It's not supposed to be.

oshitz how are you going to have the sheets over you at night without her to do it for you?

It really, really isn't. I must go slash my wrists, for I have learned that the great JPQ will no longer be delighting us.

Actually, his titles are pretty good, except the ones where he just takes classic titles and replaces the monster's names with his own FOUL creations. But sadly, Doctor Who is renowned for having good stories, not good titles.

Couldn't have put it better myself.

Let's turn this thread into one where we express our dislike of James P. in a juvenile manner.

I find James P is of questionable sexuality. Further, I do believe he is a descendant of people from the continent of Africa.

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Failing Junior High?

Because you're stupid?

And let's hope it stays that way.

Oh shit- Whose going to tuck you in?!?!?!?!?! :eek:

That's news?

That's a title, not a story.

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I adore that image, sir. It should be posted here more often.

Seconded.

Seriously.

And it sucks anyway.

But I still love that image.

How much don't we care?

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THAT MUCH.

since were posting news apparently there was a cyclone and people died oh shit what the fuck

but thats totally not important cause jp has no more doctor who titles

man i wish i spent my spare time thinking up hypothetical titles to hypothetical doctor who episodes o man that would be great

and in summing up:

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it party time in dis thread

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