The Art of James P Quick
 

Before we begin, a friendly warning from the James P Bureau of Faggotry.

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Still waiting to 'resuing'.

An aspiring artist, James P has worked hard at mastering crayons to become one of the best in his field of retarded childrens drawings, as well as his own favorite poet or writer;

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If this was your only goal in life, you can safely kill yourself now, James.

James P has become well known as a concept artist for the new series of Doctor Who, weeknights in James P's bedroom.

Some of his more popular works include the concept work for the fearsome Lyxions, a race of fish bird things that are fearsome.

http://fc32.deviantart.com/fs24/f/20...8e992d76d7.jpg
Apparently James and RTD use the same definition of the word 'scary'.

James P has also worked with Shigeru Miyamoto on Super Mario World: Gayer Than Usual Edition for the Wii, creating concept art for the craptacular title;

http://fc35.deviantart.com/fs32/f/20...octor12345.jpg
whatthefuckisthatevensupposedtobe

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We know it sucks too, James. Thanks for pointing out the colors, though. I never noticed that was green. I thought it was like purple, or something.

WAHAHA THAT LAST ONE LOOKS ALMOST AS RETARDED AS JAMES P.

-uh, I mean-

Fuck it seriously check his shit out its hilarious how shit he is.

You guys miss me?

EDIT: The funniest part is he thinks someone might steal his artwork.

... I've missed you a lot more than I thought I did. <3

Yeah. I'm bringing sexy back.

I'm looking at your sexy back.

Sounds hot.

It would be if it weren't for the fact that I know Captain Jack has hit that 30 times.

... then again the same could be said for everyone...

Are you saying Captain Jack has had sex with my back 30 times? That's either really cool or really fucked up.

Yep. That's what Retcon is really for.

He'd probably have taken it himself a few times after getting uber wasted. That's probably why he doesnt drink.

Yet when he was banned you and everyone else suddenly 'realised' how much of 'an asshole' he is.

*chuckle* The ever 'changing-to-match-everyones-opinion' group mentality of this forum amuses me :rolleyes:

The funniest part was the brief period of acceptance for James P. until they realized o shit that RV guy was right James P really is a fuckmook.

But don't worry, children. I'm very forgiving.

I won't lie, the heat of the moment tends to change my opinion. Can't help it. It just... happened.

Well, I'd like to think it was just because I was younger and stupider. :x

QFT!

It's like the sun just came out!

So did Mr. P get banned for a while or is he just scared of RV. Sorry I ain't been around lately!

So that's 4, so far then.

I surprised myself!

Excuse me. Did I give you permission to post my art on here? No. You will cease at once and if I find out you've done this again I will sue. I mean it.

Just a friendly warning. :)

James, I hate to pick apart your post but do you really think you can get a lawsuit because of that? It's Deviantart, I seriously doubt anyone in the law gives a flying toss about an art page. Your aiming much too high mate as well as given RV another stick in which to beat you with.

No offense James but i seriously don't understand why you keep coming back. Danny's mixes are fantastic but you can listen to those and not post, each time you do you just give others more reasons to insult you.

"Friendly". Right.

Byebye. Since nobody's going to ban you I'll just give you a super long suspension. You really shouldn't be here.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Aww, why'd you have to do that? It was just getting fun around here.

Sorry, in the time you were gone I got long sick of him.

I dunno, maybe somebody else can lift it. :p